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« on: July 09, 2013, 02:17:11 PM »
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NFL fans usually are fans for life. This even can include the afterlife.

Scott E. Entsminger, 55, of Mansfield, Ohio, passed away on July 4. We'll include one of his dying wishes from his obituary in the Columbus Dispatch below:

"A lifelong Cleveland Browns fan and season ticket holder, he also wrote a song each year and sent it to the Cleveland Browns as well as offering other advice on how to run the team. He respectfully requests six Cleveland Browns pall bearers so the Browns can let him down one last time," it reads, via CBSSports.com.

When the Browns heard about Entsminger's request, they contacted his widow, Pat, and found out that his favorite player was Hall of Famer Lou Groza, Browns spokesman Zak Gilbert told The Associated Press. The team will present a Groza No. 76 jersey with Entsminger's name on the back to the family Tuesday.

So well done, Mr. Entsminger. May you rest in peace. (Although we'd suggest not asking Greg Little to handle the duties because he might drop it.)

In Washington, D.C., Mark Lindamood tragically passed away of cardiac arrest last week at the age of 33. A lifelong Redskins fan, according to The Washington Post, Lindamood was buried in his favorite player's jersey: Robert Griffin III. Funeral attendees were encouraged to wear their own jerseys, and much of his family wore Griffin jerseys.

Lindamood's wife, Bridget, originally a Philadelphia Eagles fan, decided to honor her late husband by honoring what he loved: His team.

"Bridget doesn't care about what anyone thinks, how absurd it is, how casual it is," Lindamood's brother, Bryan, told Dan Steinberg. "She doesn't care. She's 100 percent focused on Mark. And she believes that he's upstairs grinning ear to ear at the fact that she’s trying so hard to accommodate everything he loves."
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Re: Chortle-Worthy
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2013, 07:46:00 AM »
One of my high school buddies passed away two years ago.  I went back to NOLA for the funeral, and at the wake, they had the typical pictures of the deceased and his family.  Directly next to the picture of him with his fiancée was the front page of the Times-Picayune the day after the Saints won the Superbowl. (headline "AMEN!")

On the side of the room was his framed Drew Brees jersey.

The priest made a comment about how happy we should be, that my friend was able to see the Saints win the superbowl.
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Re: Chortle-Worthy
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2013, 08:09:18 AM »
One of my high school buddies passed away two years ago.  I went back to NOLA for the funeral, and at the wake, they had the typical pictures of the deceased and his family.  Directly next to the picture of him with his fiancée was the front page of the Times-Picayune the day after the Saints won the Superbowl. (headline "AMEN!")

On the side of the room was his framed Drew Brees jersey.

The priest made a comment about how happy we should be, that my friend was able to see the Saints win the superbowl.

And how happy that he did not have to witness all their cheatin' ways come out.
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Re: Chortle-Worthy
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2013, 03:29:14 AM »
They're all fucked.

God is a Cowboys fan.
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Re: Chortle-Worthy
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2013, 01:35:56 PM »
They're all fucked.

God is a Cowboys fan.

Ummm... No.
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Re: Chortle-Worthy
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2013, 02:11:22 PM »
They're all fucked.

God is a Cowboys fan.

The why did he put the Anti-Christ in charge of them? 
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Re: Chortle-Worthy
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2013, 04:29:22 PM »
The why did he put the Anti-Christ in charge of them?
No, no, no...

The Anti-Christ is in charge of the Turds.

Jones is just a white trash devil spawn.
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Re: Chortle-Worthy
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2013, 01:55:30 PM »
No, no, no...

The Anti-Christ is in charge of the Turds.

Jones is just a white trash devil spawn.

Ha. Plus the anti Christ is supposed to be someone that is liked and revered. No one likes Jerry. Not even me and Dallas. He's an Arkansas redneck piece of shit.
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