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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #40 on: July 03, 2013, 03:31:40 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 03:28:54 PM
Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.

Hans, Bubi, I'm your white knight!
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #41 on: July 03, 2013, 03:32:54 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on July 03, 2013, 03:31:40 PM
Hans, Bubi, I'm your white knight!

Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #42 on: July 03, 2013, 03:33:04 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on July 03, 2013, 03:31:40 PM
Hans, Bubi, I'm your white knight!

Just a fly in the ointment
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #43 on: July 03, 2013, 03:36:08 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2013, 03:33:04 PM
Just a fly in the ointment

All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #44 on: July 03, 2013, 03:39:48 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 03:32:54 PM
Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.

BANG.
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #45 on: July 03, 2013, 03:41:35 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 03:36:08 PM
All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.

The quarterback is tooooaast.
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #46 on: July 03, 2013, 03:45:08 PM »
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