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Re: Never wet
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2013, 01:19:07 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on June 25, 2013, 01:12:08 PM
Remember how I had been toying with the idea of cutting bonuses.
It's the gift that keeps on giving, Clark.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Never wet
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2013, 01:34:58 PM »
Quote from: AWK on June 25, 2013, 01:19:07 PM
It's the gift that keeps on giving, Clark.

I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Never wet
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2013, 01:48:53 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 25, 2013, 01:34:58 PM
I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Never wet
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2013, 02:18:54 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on June 25, 2013, 11:36:36 AM
It's really terrified of water, like a bama fan standing next to a bath tub.

Just did not want this to go unappreciated.

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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: Never wet
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2013, 02:50:33 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 25, 2013, 01:34:58 PM
I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.

Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Never wet
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2013, 10:09:12 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 25, 2013, 02:18:54 PM
Just did not want this to go unappreciated.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Never wet
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2013, 10:14:14 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on June 25, 2013, 12:03:21 PM
We have been working on this over at Food and Drug.

We call it the Crunch Enhancer. It's a non-nutritive cereal varnish. Semi-permiable. Not osmotic. It coats and seals the flake, prevents the milk from penetrating it.
Later dudes! Let 'er rip, hang ten!
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Never wet
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2013, 09:01:27 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on June 25, 2013, 10:14:14 PM
Later dudes! Let 'er rip, hang ten!
Its a a nice product
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