Scarbinsky: Malzahn Already Giving SEC Coaches Nightmares

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #40 on:** June 21, 2013, 04:04:38 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on June 19, 2013, 05:33:59 PM

If people think Muschamp, Bielema, & saban are complaining now...just wait till Auburn starts winning, they'll become A Lot louder...especially saban, so much so he'll be in the Mike Slive's & Mark Emmert's ears before the Iron Bowl. And if that doesn't work, he'll go to his next option...the referees.

"...where the hurry-up no-huddleâ€™s concerned, there oughta be a law." Fuck them in the ass with Tiger Wrench's strap-on.

The Prowler · « **Reply #41 on:** June 21, 2013, 04:59:40 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on June 21, 2013, 09:40:51 AM

I am assuming this is with Marshall at QB, because honestly I don't think we sniff 6 wins with our current QB's (Unless Johnson is the second coming, which as a true frosh, usually doesn't happen)

With Nick Marshall 8-4/9-3. Don't let last year's team dictate how you think this year's team will do. New regime, and overhauled strength and conditioning to match with a strength coach that knows exactly what Coach Malzahn whats. If Jeremy Johnson comes in and beats out our QBs including Marshall? I'd lean more towards 8-4/9-3.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #42 on:** June 21, 2013, 05:09:38 PM »

Cocaine is one helluva drug.

The Prowler · « **Reply #43 on:** June 21, 2013, 05:15:40 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on June 21, 2013, 09:50:53 AM

If we win 6 Gus should be awarded the Heisman.

Then make space in Auburn's Trophy room, because there'll be another Heisman to shove in awarded, for the first time, to a Head Coach.

jmar · « **Reply #44 on:** June 22, 2013, 09:55:55 PM »

We should be somewhere in the vacinity of last seasons Ole Miss yet hardly much better with our defensive returnees and questionable depth on the DL inside and at LB. Our kicking game might win some close ones or we might get out to some significant leads but I think a new QB can just as easily lose one as win one without some experience under his belt. I'm still thinking 6 is realistic but hoping for seven and a bowl win.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #45 on:** June 23, 2013, 10:37:05 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on June 21, 2013, 11:44:36 AM

and the Lou Groza

and the Harry Krishna.

The Prowler · « **Reply #46 on:** June 24, 2013, 04:54:45 PM »

Bill Oliver was on the Dunaway & Brown show (Jox) late last week and he told them that Coach sabbin got in his face and said that, "he needed him (Oliver) to push issue about the HUNH rule change." Eventhough there are no statistics to back his claim that the HUNH injures players due to fatigue in the later part of the games...he's going to continue bitching about it until something is done. Why you might ask? Because his defense is built around having 300 pounders across the front and 250+ pounders behind them from 1st string back to 3rd string. When the HUNH is operating like a well oiled machine, it doesn't allow him to substitute like he wants to *stomp* *stomp*.

Godfather · « **Reply #47 on:** June 24, 2013, 09:05:15 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on June 24, 2013, 04:54:45 PM

Bill Oliver was on the Dunaway & Brown show (Jox) late last week and he told them that Coach sabbin got in his face and said that, "he needed him (Oliver) to push issue about the HUNH rule change." Eventhough there are no statistics to back his claim that the HUNH injures players due to fatigue in the later part of the games...he's going to continue bitching about it until something is done. Why you might ask? Because his defense is built around having 300 pounders across the front and 250+ pounders behind them from 1st string back to 3rd string. When the HUNH is operating like a well oiled machine, it doesn't allow him to substitute like he wants to *stomp* *stomp*.

Why would Saban get in Oliver's face?

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #48 on:** June 24, 2013, 09:10:35 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on June 24, 2013, 09:05:15 PM

Why would Saban get in Oliver's face?

Because he was standing on a step ladder.

The Prowler · « **Reply #49 on:** June 24, 2013, 11:07:50 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on June 24, 2013, 09:05:15 PM

Why would Saban get in Oliver's face?

No idea, that's what Brother Oliver said.

I think we should get all the HUNH Coaches together to form a complaint about teams with 320lbs+ DTs, 260lbs+ DEs, 250lbs+ LBers and the players taking Performance Enhancing Drugs (IGF-1, Deer Antler spray being among those illegal drugs)...in the complaint have the coaches request immediate suspensions of all players that are over the listed weight and/or using PEDs (like in uat's case) and state that it puts the opposing players at risk of injury.

chityeah · « **Reply #50 on:** June 25, 2013, 12:41:45 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on June 24, 2013, 11:07:50 PM

No idea, that's what Brother Oliver said.

I think we should get all the HUNH Coaches together to form a complaint about teams with 320lbs+ DTs, 260lbs+ DEs, 250lbs+ LBers and the players taking Performance Enhancing Drugs (IGF-1, Deer Antler spray being among those illegal drugs)...in the complaint have the coaches request immediate suspensions of all players that are over the listed weight and/or using PEDs (like in uat's case) and state that it puts the opposing players at risk of injury.

No, no,no. Just put a big black "R" on their helmet like they did the fat kids that I played with in YMCA ball. Must play the line and can't touch the ball. That's the trick.

The Prowler · « **Reply #51 on:** June 25, 2013, 05:30:13 AM »

Watch this, once we get this first down, that midget over there is going to flip his lid.

*First down Auburn!!!!*

Run it, run it, RUN IT!!!!

That's unfair...WWWAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUChizad · « **Reply #52 on:** June 25, 2013, 09:24:35 AM »

(Trollface)

Token · « **Reply #53 on:** June 25, 2013, 09:26:10 AM »

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #54 on:** June 25, 2013, 09:52:42 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on June 24, 2013, 09:10:35 PM

Because he was standing on a step ladder.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #55 on:** June 25, 2013, 10:43:35 AM »

Quote from: Token on June 25, 2013, 09:26:10 AM

Only because he didn't have to play Arkansas State...

Godfather · « **Reply #56 on:** June 25, 2013, 10:44:36 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on June 24, 2013, 11:07:50 PM

No idea, that's what Brother Oliver said.

I don't doubt you, just makes no sense. Oliver doesn't have shit to do with anything anymore.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #57 on:** June 25, 2013, 02:20:38 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on June 25, 2013, 10:44:36 AM

I don't doubt you, just makes no sense. Oliver doesn't have shoot to do with anything anymore.

He's the Pat Dye of Alabama, secretly pulling strings that are attached to everything to do with Tuscaloosa.

The Prowler · « **Reply #58 on:** June 25, 2013, 02:21:29 PM »

Quote from: Token on June 25, 2013, 09:26:10 AM

Don't stop there...

I don't fuckin care if he's won every Championship since he started coaching...he's a fuckin crybaby little bitch. He's going to continue crying about the HUNH until something is done to slow it down.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #59 on:** June 25, 2013, 02:24:06 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on June 25, 2013, 02:21:29 PM

Don't stop there...

I don't fudgein care if he's won every Championship since he started coaching...he's a fudgein crybaby little bitch. He's going to continue crying about the HUNH until something is done to slow it down.

So today's conspiracy questions:

1. Did they start making the crystal footballs smaller since his LSU days or is it just me?

2. Do you think Alabama demanded that they only take low angle pictures so that you can't tell that Saban is 3' shorter than his players like they did at LSU?