Chip Kelly to the Eagles?

[Godfather]

[The Prowler]

I like the Philadelphia Eagles...the fans throw rock and battery snow balls at Santa Claus, they also throw batteries at the opponents and at their own players. If you play like shit, you'd better keep your helmet on when walking off the field, 'cause those mother fuckers crazy. That's my kinda party.

[Tiger Wench]

I like the Philadelphia Eagles...the fans throw rock and battery snow balls at Santa Claus, they also throw batteries at the opponents and at their own players. If you play like shit, you'd better keep your helmet on when walking off the field, 'cause those mother fuckers crazy. That's my kinda party.

This is the least surprising thing I have heard in years.

[djsimp]

I like the Philadelphia Eagles...the fans throw rock and battery snow balls at Santa Claus, they also throw batteries at the opponents and at their own players. If you play like shit, you'd better keep your helmet on when walking off the field, 'cause those mother fuckers crazy. That's my kinda party.

Do they also play "Son of a Preacher Man" over the PA?

[The Prowler]

Do they also play "Son of a Preacher Man" over the PA?

No, just pelt the players with frozen batteries.

[The Prowler]

This is the least surprising thing I have heard in years.

Oh, is pelting people with rocks and frozen batteries to much against ”The Creed” for you?

[Tiger Wench]

Oh, is pelting people with rocks and frozen batteries to much against ”The Creed” for you?

Yes.  That's exactly it. It's too much against The Creed.

 

[DnATL]

Oh, is pelting people with rocks and frozen batteries to much against ”The Creed” for you?

Maybe she believes it is a practical world, and could find a better use for those batteries.  And she believes in the human touch, with those batteries.  And work, hard work.  And she loves it?

[The Prowler]

Yes.  That's exactly it. It's too much against The Creed.

 

Figured.

[The Prowler]

I think Oregon's about to get banhammered.

Bump.

[The Six]

3 Years Probation
Ban of use of recruiting services during probation
18-month show-cause penalty to coach Chip Kelly (who is ALREADY GONE)
Loss of 3 scholarships and reduction in official visits by 19 for 3 years.

Oregon had already lost one scholarship for the 2012-13 academic year and will lose another in 2013-14 under self-imposed sanctions. It also will have its total number of scholarships reduced by one from a maximum of 85 each of the next three seasons, also self-imposed.

The NCAA also reduced Oregon's official paid visits from 56 to 37 for the next three academic years, reduced its evaluation days for each of the next three seasons and banned the program from using recruiting services during the probation period.

It also placed an 18-month show-cause order for Kelly, which would require schools wishing to hire him to appear before the infractions committee to determine if the school should be subject to the show-cause procedures. Kelly left Oregon this year to become the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles.

The infractions committee also found that Lyles provided cash and free lodging to a prospect, and engaged in impermissible calls and off-campus contact with prospects, their families and high school coaches.

[ssgaufan]

Timing, it's a hellava thing

[Godfather]

meh...

Official Visits is probably the hardest part.  Pretty tame.

[Godfather]

I an fully convinced teh NCAA will never really hammer anyone anymore.  To much money would be lost.

They would have to have a clear HD video of a coach giving a prospect money then looking at the camera dead panning fuck you NCAA and giving them the finger....or molest small boys.

[The Prowler]

I an fully convinced teh NCAA will never really hammer anyone anymore.  To much money would be lost.

They would have to have a clear HD video of a coach giving a prospect money then looking at the camera dead panning fuck you NCAA and giving them the finger....or molest small boys.

^this^

[chinook]

[AUChizad]

http://www.collegeandmagnolia.com/2013/6/26/4466488/oregon-football-ncaa-sanctions-penalties-auburn-cam-newton

[noxin]

http://www.collegeandmagnolia.com/2013/6/26/4466488/oregon-football-ncaa-sanctions-penalties-auburn-cam-newton

The only fair thing to do would be change our name to the Auburn Saints

[The Prowler]

The only fair thing to do would be change our name to the Auburn Saints