AJ McCaron apparently doesn't care what his "now famous" girlfriend thinks...

[WiregrassTiger]

I'd be her personal butt crack licker.

[Kaos]

I think you may be gay, putting up a front.

Only explanation for your taste in women.

She's too skinny. She makes the same idiotic face in every single picture -- the one that looks a lot like Mr. Ed or somebody who smells a really bad fart -- and she has no talent whatsoever. 

I find her angularly unattractive. 

The girl in the Cards jersey is better.  Smoother.  More womanly shaped.

I see better than this at Target or Lowes pretty much every single day.

I just don't care for this one. 

[WiregrassTiger]

I'd sop her coochie with a biscuit.

[Kaos]

None of you will have to worry about me being in the line.  Have at it. 

Do.not.want.

[Snaggletiger]

She's so fine I'd walk past a lion with pork-chop drawers on for a piece of that ass.

[AUChizad]

I'd let her give me throat cancer.

[Townhallsavoy]

Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?  She's not that attractive, her "man" is a wifebeater and tattoo douchebag and she just doesn't have any discernible talent or skill.  She can't sing or act and her face is too horsey to be a model.

Agreed.

Well, I'm not saying she isn't attractive, but in the realm of internet girls, she's not special by any means. 

Her only redeeming quality is that she's an Auburn fan, and I haven't given up hope that she's part of a master plan to take down their program. 

[War Eagle!!!]

I'd let her give me throat cancer.

 

[WiregrassTiger]

I'd break her hip bone.

[Snaggletiger]

I'd let her give me throat cancer.

+5   

[Snaggletiger]

I'd warm her up if she passed out.

[AUTiger1]

I'd let her give me throat cancer.

High quality internetting! 

[Buzz Killington]

I'd warm her up if she passed out.

This did not go unnoticed.  You, sir are a patriot!

[Jumbo]

This did not go unnoticed.  You, sir are a patriot!

He'd Tebow her.