Yes, I've been watching the lifeguards blow their whistle all day and order people out of the water from my perch. They just drove by and said they are ending shift, so I believe it is about time to throw a few back and meander down to the water.
And just in case karma is the bitch that I believe her to be, bottomfeeder, I was kidding earli..... ah fuck it, I still hope you drown. I'll take my chances.