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Tropical Storm Andrea

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Tropical Storm Andrea
« on: June 06, 2013, 01:01:11 PM »
Slapping Florida around right now.  I didn't even know there was one out there until about an hour ago.  Pretty early for that crap to be going on  It must be:

Global warming

Global cooling

Muslim Extremists

Bush

The O'Reilly Factor

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Re: Tropical Storm Andrea
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2013, 02:54:12 PM »
Slapping Florida around right now.  I didn't even know there was one out there until about an hour ago.  Pretty early for that crap to be going on  It must be:

Global warming

Global cooling

Muslim Extremists

Bush

The O'Reilly Factor

I vote Bush.
They never did get that weathering machine back from him after Katrina. Devious little bastage is just toying with us!
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3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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Re: Tropical Storm Andrea
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2013, 06:42:11 PM »
Yes, I've been watching the lifeguards blow their whistle all day and order people out of the water from my perch.  They just drove by and said they are ending shift, so I believe it is about time to throw a few back and meander down to the water. 

And just in case karma is the bitch that I believe her to be, bottomfeeder, I was kidding earli..... ah fuck it, I still hope you drown.  I'll take my chances.
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Re: Tropical Storm Andrea
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2013, 08:02:07 PM »
The 6 o'clock news showed footage of a rescuing team fishing 6 dumbass teenagers out of the surf in Orange Beach. The waves were running damn near parallel to the beach, and one of the morons stated, "We didn't think it was too bad until we noticed we were getting pulled away from the shoreline."

Stupidity should be painful.
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