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Would you accept food stamps?

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Re: Would you accept food stamps?
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2013, 12:24:37 AM »
And Ives had a few drinks tonight, so that last comment made a lot of sense just then.
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Re: Would you accept food stamps?
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2013, 12:29:12 AM »
Quote from: Token on June 05, 2013, 12:24:37 AM
And Ives had a few drinks tonight, so that last comment made a lot of sense just then.
Who the fuck is Ives?!?!? I want to drink with them.
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Re: Would you accept food stamps?
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2013, 06:42:25 AM »
Quote from: AWK on June 05, 2013, 12:29:12 AM
Who the fuck is Ives?!?!? I want to drink with them.

You know Burl Ives...The dude that does the Rudolph Christmas special.  Be breaking off the "Silver and Gold".
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Would you accept food stamps?
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2013, 09:38:50 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 05, 2013, 06:42:25 AM
You know Burl Ives...The dud that does the Rudolph Christmas special.  Be breaking off the "Silver and Gold".

You bettah rekognize, he's always as clear as a bell.
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Re: Would you accept food stamps?
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2013, 10:06:14 AM »
Quote from: AWK on June 05, 2013, 12:29:12 AM
Who the fudge is Ives?!?!? I want to drink with them.
Not Ives, Ides.  He was a saint and he was better than the rest!




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Re: Would you accept food stamps?
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2013, 10:10:59 AM »
Quote from: AWK on June 05, 2013, 12:29:12 AM
Who the fudge is Ives?!?!? I want to drink with them.
Ives be representin. He is really the dude.
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Re: Would you accept food stamps?
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2013, 10:15:35 AM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on June 05, 2013, 10:10:59 AM
Ives be representin. He is really the dude.

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT DONNIE!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Would you accept food stamps?
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2013, 10:37:25 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 05, 2013, 10:15:35 AM
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT DONNIE!
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
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Re: Would you accept food stamps?
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2013, 10:51:32 AM »
Jesus.
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Re: Would you accept food stamps?
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2013, 12:28:03 PM »
Quote from: Token on June 05, 2013, 10:51:32 AM
Jesus.
No no...you don't fuck with the Jesus.
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Re: Would you accept food stamps?
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2013, 01:52:58 PM »
Quote from: Token on June 05, 2013, 10:51:32 AM
Jesus.

Hungover a bit, are we?  How are your karate skills this fine day?
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Re: Would you accept food stamps?
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2013, 01:55:34 PM »
I would rather you use them for your purpose than some state recipient for theirs.   
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Re: Would you accept food stamps?
« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2013, 02:42:15 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 05, 2013, 01:55:34 PM
I would rather you use them for your purpose than some state recipient for theirs.   

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