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[dallaswareagle]

    I will also be in the DR this weekend.  Flying into the capital tomorrow and visiting some of the wife's family, then flying to St. Thomas for a few days.  We prolly won't make it to Punta Cana.  I think we're going over to Samana or maybe Las Terrenas one day, her family still has a place over there, so that's as close as we'll get. But if you get in any trouble track me down, I think one of the wife's ex-boyfriends is some kind of judge over there or something.  I know people who know people.

Thanks, but if it gets to this point I am pretty well fucked. 

[WiregrassTiger]

I have a bitchin' set of man-boobs if you want me to send you some pics privately.

If you do, then I'll send you a pick of me sucking my hairy, sweaty, tit. Deal?

[Buzz Killington]

If you do, then I'll send you a pick of me sucking my hairy, sweaty, tit. Deal?

You guys need to stop posting this filth on here.  And get to posting the actual pics

[GH2001]

Ah, the Dominican Republic. Where you can get diseases and really good beisbol players who speak Spanish but look black - all in one spot!

[Snaggletiger]

How did we get off the topic of Dallas' wife's boobies? 

[GH2001]

How did we get off the topic of Dallas' wife's boobies?

Who the hell is we?

It never left my mind.

[Snaggletiger]

Who the hell is we?

It never left my mind.

Who is we?
We is we
We is the boys from Booker T
B-O-O 
K-E-R
Booker T
Rah Rah Rah

[Hogwally]

Who the hell is we?

It never left my mind.

     I hope his wife's boobies have more AC than I do, or they may have sweated away.  It is HOT.  Fat guy and no AC is not a good mix.  On the bright side, I think I've lost about 8 lbs.  I may sit in the car the rest of the weekend. 
     Other than no AC, having a pretty good time so far.  One of the wife's cousins has a taco stand on the street in front of a liquor store, and the liquor store has a pretty decent TV, so I spent the evening drinking Presidente, eating tacos, and watching the heat game with a bunch of drunk dominicans screaming at Labron in Spanish.

[Saniflush]

Smooth operator!

[Hogwally]

     OK, made it to St. Thomas and back in the A/C.  Day two in DR was a drive over to Samana, the little town where the wife's mom grew up.  Went to see these guys:

http://www.samanazipline.com/

and they let my big ass go on their zip line:



Had a good time, and it's a really beautiful area.

     Day three was a trip to the beach at Boca Chica, which is kind of the Santo Domingo local's beach.  Good time and a nice beach, but the vendors trying to sell you stuff gets a little annoying.  And the try to sell almost everything you can imagine.  Most of the normal stuff you would expect - food, clothes, floaties, CD's, jewelry, etc.  Two things that kind of stood out to me was a guy selling Viagra, and another one trying to sell a taser.
       Long day traveling today. At dinner a family sat down next to us and the dad was sporting an Auburn shirt. Said hey, turns out he's got the daughter brainwashed and she's starting in the fall.

[Godfather]

Dude that zip line was only 185lb rated.

[GH2001]

     I hope his wife's boobies have more AC than I do, or they may have sweated away.  It is HOT.  Fat guy and no AC is not a good mix.  On the bright side, I think I've lost about 8 lbs.  I may sit in the car the rest of the weekend. 
     Other than no AC, having a pretty good time so far.  One of the wife's cousins has a taco stand on the street in front of a liquor store, and the liquor store has a pretty decent TV, so I spent the evening drinking Presidente, eating tacos, and watching the heat game with a bunch of drunk dominicans screaming at Labron in Spanish.

Tacos and a liquor store. Sounds good to me.