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Mermaids: New evidence

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Mermaids: New evidence
« on: May 28, 2013, 07:36:19 PM »
Anyone catch this on Animal Planet the other night? Pretty wild stuff.
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Re: Mermaids: New evidence
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2013, 07:51:24 PM »
I didn't watch it, but found this snippet on the YouToobz:

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Re: Mermaids: New evidence
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2013, 08:16:15 PM »
That was a fucking Alien man and specifically a gray.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2013, 08:38:32 PM by bottomfeeder »
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Re: Mermaids: New evidence
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2013, 09:06:53 PM »
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Re: Mermaids: New evidence
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2013, 11:10:34 PM »
I've dated a few chicks that smell fishy.
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Re: Mermaids: New evidence
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2013, 10:23:52 AM »
I've dated a few chicks that smell fishy.

They were not mermaids, they were spermaids.  :rimshot:
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Re: Mermaids: New evidence
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2013, 07:54:10 PM »
They were not mermaids, they were spermaids:rimshot:
What is VV's drink of choice?
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Re: Mermaids: New evidence
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2013, 08:00:18 PM »
What is VV's drink of choice?

Anything served in a furry coconut with a shaft-sized straw.
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Re: Mermaids: New evidence
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2013, 08:07:56 PM »
Anything served in a furry coconut with a shaft-sized straw.
+10  :haha:
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Re: Mermaids: New evidence
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2013, 02:28:22 PM »
Merman......Merman!!!
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Re: Mermaids: New evidence
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2013, 03:03:36 PM »
Merman......Merman!!!
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
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Re: Mermaids: New evidence
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2013, 03:10:15 PM »
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
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Re: Mermaids: New evidence
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2013, 04:09:41 PM »
Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."

How in the hell did you see your reflection in a plastic spoon? The nervous hospital doesn't allow patients to use stainless steel flatware.
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Re: Mermaids: New evidence
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2013, 04:41:53 PM »
How in the hell did you see your reflection in a plastic spoon? The nervous hospital doesn't allow patients to use stainless steel flatware.

-4.6  The judges would have accepted:

 I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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Re: Mermaids: New evidence
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2013, 05:19:22 PM »
-4.6  The judges would have accepted:

 I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

That would make me ghey.
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