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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2013, 11:41:42 AM »
Spring meetings starting today in Destin.  Should be another source of SEC foosballz news over the next few days.  Wes, you need to get over there and find away to slice Lord Saybinz' Achilles tendon. 
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2013, 12:16:07 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 28, 2013, 11:41:42 AM
Wes, you need to get over there and find away to slice Lord Saybinz' Achilles tendon.


He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2013, 02:57:34 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 24, 2013, 10:14:17 AM
A football forum is no place for homoeroticism.

You have obviously been paying NO attention to any of vandyvol's  posts then.
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2013, 03:07:28 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on May 28, 2013, 02:57:34 PM
You have obviously been paying NO attention to any of vandyvol's  posts then.

Maybe from the homo part, but ain't nothing erotic about those.  Just the oposite, in fact...
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2013, 03:11:05 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 28, 2013, 03:07:28 PM
Maybe from the homo part, but ain't nothing erotic about those.  Just the oposite, in fact...

I bet it is to him!
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2013, 03:16:05 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on May 28, 2013, 03:11:05 PM
I bet it is to him!

Can you turn yourself on?  Is that not like tickling yourself - physically impossible?
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2013, 04:54:50 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 28, 2013, 12:16:07 PM

He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.

How about a Fresca?
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2013, 09:11:09 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 28, 2013, 03:16:05 PM
Can you turn yourself on?  Is that not like tickling yourself - physically impossible?

If it's got a dick, I can turn it on.  Robert De Niro's cat had a dick, and we played an old fashioned game of red rocket.  It was fabulous.
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2013, 06:49:50 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 28, 2013, 04:54:50 PM
How about a Fresca?

If you ever just want to hang out and get weird I'm your guy.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2013, 07:02:52 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 29, 2013, 06:49:50 AM
If you ever just want to hang out and get weird I'm your guy.
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2013, 07:07:42 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 23, 2013, 11:35:41 PM
Does that 5.5 consider Cougar points?

FTR, Holland would be completely safe from me, at least in THAT regard... But I'd tell Jumbo it was his birthday...
Happy Birthday to me.
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2013, 10:46:07 AM »
Quote from: Jumbo on May 29, 2013, 07:02:52 AM
buddies for life.

What's your address over there? You're over on Briar right?
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2013, 10:53:42 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 28, 2013, 11:13:13 AM
The Geneva convention has something about missing tackels and being out of postion. Damn I got to re-read that.

If we ever get violations for anything in reference to holland we should just shut the mofo down.   :facepalm:

I was thinking more of violations like forced sodomy with a mead bottle or water boarding with regards to Mr. Holland.
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2013, 12:45:06 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 29, 2013, 10:46:07 AM
What's your address over there? You're over on Briar right?

You got a pool?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #34 on: May 29, 2013, 01:14:57 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 29, 2013, 12:45:06 PM
You got a pool?
We have a pond in the back.  Pool and a pond.  Pond be good for you though....natural springs.
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #35 on: May 29, 2013, 01:21:02 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 29, 2013, 01:14:57 PM
We have a pond in the back.  Pool and a pond.  Pond be good for you though....natural springs.

I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #36 on: May 31, 2013, 02:18:14 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 24, 2013, 09:52:03 AM
I hope he dangles them over McTattoo a few times in November
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Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 24, 2013, 10:14:17 AM
A football forum is no place for homoeroticism. Now, we are left with visions of Montrae's participle being forcibly and repeatedly thrust into McTatto as he lay helpless on the 15.
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #37 on: June 03, 2013, 05:02:51 PM »
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #38 on: June 04, 2013, 10:11:26 AM »
Control yourselves Snag and Wiregrass. Do not embarrass the X.

http://auburnclubs.org/events/wiregrass-regional-tigertrek-2013-1
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #39 on: June 04, 2013, 10:31:27 AM »
Quote from: djsimp on June 04, 2013, 10:11:26 AM
Control yourselves Snag and Wiregrass. Do not embarrass the X.

http://auburnclubs.org/events/wiregrass-regional-tigertrek-2013-1

For one, is that even possible?

And two, what kind of lousy representin' would that be if they didn't?
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