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Birthday Fistings!
« on: May 19, 2013, 10:10:15 AM »
So...facebook tells me it's Jumbo's birthday today.

Go tricep deep in the canine breed of your choice today.  Have a good one, J.
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2013, 10:58:43 AM »
Happy birthday,  :civic:
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2013, 01:53:34 PM »
Happy Happy!!  #yolo
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2013, 03:38:50 PM »
Happy birfday Jumbo!
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2013, 04:09:17 PM »
Happy Birthday you sexy bitch...
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2013, 04:43:57 PM »
may VV find your karaoke and serenade you with a ukelele.....
"stinky knuckles, in my behind, make me happy, make me feel fine"
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2013, 07:19:11 PM »
This thread is epic and bananas.
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2013, 08:34:15 PM »
Happy Birthday! And remember, "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a goat..."
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2013, 09:19:54 PM »
Happy Birthday Jumbo!  Hope it's a good one.   :bar:
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2013, 10:26:54 PM »
Love you, big man!!!  MWAH!
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2013, 11:51:10 PM »
Hope they didn't go more than wrist deep on you.

Happy fistday!
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2013, 12:48:22 AM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2013, 01:49:56 AM »
Thanks guys and hott as wench I love all y'all folks #yolo
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2013, 09:15:20 AM »
Belated fistings, J :thumsup:
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2013, 10:00:53 AM »
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2013, 03:09:29 PM »
Happy belated!  My tongue misses your starfish.
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Re: Birthday Fistings!
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2013, 12:10:12 PM »
Happy Happy...Jummy Love!
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