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Pass the Molson and Poutine, eh?

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Re: Pass the Molson and Poutine, eh?
« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2013, 02:47:22 PM »
Where is my son?

What is this?  Velvet?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Pass the Molson and Poutine, eh?
« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2013, 02:50:43 PM »
What is this?  Velvet?


I don't know whether to shake your hand, or kiss it, or bow, or what.  I feel like breakdancing.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Pass the Molson and Poutine, eh?
« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2013, 02:54:47 PM »

I don't know whether to shake your hand, or kiss it, or bow, or what.  I feel like breakdancing.

He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.
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Re: Pass the Molson and Poutine, eh?
« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2013, 02:57:12 PM »
He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.

Girl, you look so good, someone oughta' put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Pass the Molson and Poutine, eh?
« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2013, 03:25:19 PM »
what does hockey and snaggle have in common? 
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Re: Pass the Molson and Poutine, eh?
« Reply #45 on: May 22, 2013, 03:33:28 PM »
what does hockey and snaggle have in common?

Not much scoring?
Skates on ice?
A game with no balls?
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Re: Pass the Molson and Poutine, eh?
« Reply #46 on: May 22, 2013, 05:17:08 PM »
Y'all might remember him as Joe the Policeman in the What's Going Down episode of That's My Momma.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Pass the Molson and Poutine, eh?
« Reply #47 on: May 22, 2013, 05:30:59 PM »
Y'all might remember him as Joe the Policeman in the What's Going Down episode of That's My Momma.

You all lookin' so lovely.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Pass the Molson and Poutine, eh?
« Reply #48 on: May 23, 2013, 08:01:04 AM »
It got ugly last night.  A tight 3-2 game in the third quickly blew up.  I turned it off when the Penguins went up 7-2.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.