Agree with hockey's position relative to MLB, NBA and NFL.
Disagree with his assessment/comparison to soccer. That's just flat fudgeing wrong. Especially the "no balls" part. Put Beckham's candy ass on the ice and he'd go fetal in 20 seconds.
First I hate soccer. I hate things that remind me of soccer, like hockey which is soccer on ice.
Second there are no balls in the game. It's a Klondike bar or Ding Dong something of the sort.
See? There's a hockey whatzit broken open.
While I agree that the hockey whatzits may be delicious, I don't have any interest in anything other than snacking on one. Don't care to watch men hit them with sticks. Seems a waste. There are a billion people in China who'd like to have one of those delicious treats.
Soccer is hockey on grass with no Ding Dongs.
Much like Curling is bocce with no balls and a teapot.
Interest in any of that? Zero.