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And Viagra Wasn't Even Invented Yet

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And Viagra Wasn't Even Invented Yet
« on: May 08, 2013, 01:52:08 PM »
3 times a day?   :thumsup: #winning :gig:


I couldn't keep up that pace now, or when I was 25, or when I was 18.  After a few days, I think ole Johnny Rocket might need a little ointment and some rest.  From teh FoxNews. I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.


In the mid-1980’s one of the biggest bands around was Ratt, led by singer Stephen Pearcy. Their rousing anthem "Round and Round" is one of the best selling metal songs of all time. Now Pearcy has penned a warts and all memoir about his wild ride.

‘Sex, Drugs, Ratt & Roll: My Life In Rock,’ bares it all - the debauchery, the drugs, and the groupies, who it seems numbered in the thousands. In an era notorious for depraved behavior Ratt took it to a new level with a concert contract rider that required cases of champagne and a dozen condoms.

The reformed bad boy talked to FOX411 about his life.

FOX411: You write that you thought hair-metal wouldn’t last forever.

Stephen Pearcy: When we first heard our song on the radio Robbin (Crosby, guitarist) and I said, ‘We’re going to go for this,’ and we didn’t think it would last a year or two. But you know what? We’re still doing shows, we’re still making records. Things haven’t changed much except we’re older, wiser, we have children.

FOX411: You had a pretty wild ride, a lot of groupies.

Pearcy: I just kind of gave myself a quota. I gotta have breakfast, lunch and dinner.

FOX411: So you had three different women every day?

Pearcy: Yeah that’s pretty much what I tried to make myself accustomed to. The thing is back then it wasn’t even a thought. It could have been four times a day. It could have been once. I just went for it back then. I said, ‘I’m going to have a good time.’

FOX411: Did you feel your morals disintegrating amidst all of that?

Pearcy: I knew what was right and wrong. I would try not to be with someone who was married or involved. If I found out after the fact it was pretty disappointing. I did take it into consideration because there were so many girls around there was no reason to end up in some situation you didn’t want to be in. There were some irate boyfriends every now and then. As far as I’m concerned I was pretty smart about it.

FOX411: Was your low point when you were under the influence at your daughter’s birth and couldn’t cut the umbilical cord?

Pearcy: Pretty much. At the time I had shattered my knee cap and they had me on all this medication. It wasn’t the cord between her and her mother. I did cut it. I was amazed that these scissors that were so sharp couldn’t cut through the cord. It wasn’t just me fumbling around but yeah it was a low point. It made me get it together. I had a child now.

FOX411: You also developed a heroin addiction.

Pearcy: I didn’t think it would get way out of control. I did my rehab stints. It’s interesting, you have a good time and then it doesn’t become a good time anymore.

FOX411: Do you ever think they’ll be another era like the 80’s for music?

Pearcy: Never. The whole industry has changed. Everything was so new like MTV. They needed content. They didn’t really care what band was what band. Also the way we used to tour back then. Bands don’t tour like that anymore. You could play Texas for three weeks. Those days are over. I learned some of my ropes from Van Halen in the 70’s. I was geared up and ready to go.


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/05/08/ratt-stephen-pearcy-had-three-day-groupie-quota/?intcmp=features#ixzz2SixFRpLl
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Re: And Viagra Wasn't Even Invented Yet
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2013, 02:09:25 PM »
Sometimes I still do 3 a day. Groupies that is. It just depends on how many nursing homes I play a day.
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Re: And Viagra Wasn't Even Invented Yet
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2013, 02:09:34 PM »
Well I've heard once you lose your balls the will is gone.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: And Viagra Wasn't Even Invented Yet
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2013, 03:14:23 PM »
Well I've heard once you lose your balls the will is gone.

Wrong. I've got a dog we had fixed and that boy will hump anything long and hard. 

Damn boy, you don't have any cods.

Huh?  What?  Hold still :monkey:
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Re: And Viagra Wasn't Even Invented Yet
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2013, 12:34:30 AM »
I will say this: from 17 -25 I would have had no problem with this schedule.

Now? He'll. sometimes I think we only get a finite number of tricks and mine are all gone.
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