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Bear attack
« on: May 01, 2013, 03:57:45 PM »
From abc

An Alaska man and his family are counting their blessings after walking away with minor injuries from a hands-on scuffle with a bear.
 
"When the bear was headed towards us, we were like, 'OK, it's do or die now,'" Toby Burke, a wildlife biologist for Kenai National Wildlife Refuge, told ABC News.
 
On Sunday afternoon, Burke, 48, along with his wife, Laura, and three children decided to go bird watching along the Alaskan Kasilof River Beach. The sun was out and the skies were clear, but the chilly 30-degree Alaskan air had the family bundled up in layers.
 
While the two environmentalists were observing through telescopes, they noticed something a bit larger than the typical bird.
 
"We saw the bear in the distance and we said, 'Hey let's not go down there. Let's stay up here,'" Burke told ABC News.
 
Burke wasn't too worried. After all, he does live in bear country.
 
The bear disappeared into the undulating dunes and Burke said he assumed it might have fed on a washed-up marine mammal. Burke and his family turned around and continued their hike through the dunes.
 
Moments later, they found they were very wrong about the bear's intentions.
 
"The bear is coming, it's coming towards us!" yelled 11-year-old Grace Burke to her father.
 
"We were raising our arms and made loud noises," Laura Burke said. "That's supposed to scare the bear away. Instead of running away, it came right towards us."
 
That's when the bear bounded towards them and Toby Burke yelled to his wife, "Get behind me!"
 
Laura Burke, with her 7-month old baby on her back, grabbed her two other children to get behind her husband.
 
"When the bear came at my husband, my 8-year-old, Damien, wanted to run," Laura Burke said. "I remember his dad said, 'Don't run. Stick together!'"
 
Toby Burke grabbed the first thing in sight: his scope attached to a 6-foot-long tripod.
 
"I put the scope sideways into the bear's mouth, keeping it away, and it swatted at the scope and severed it," he said.
 
The severed metal tripod left a sharp shaft, which Burke used to hit the bear in the face to scare it away. Yet it still didn't seem to budge and smacked the tripod out of Burke's hands.
 
"It was just me between my family and the bear," he said. "At that point, I made physical contact. All I could do was put my left arm up. Then its mouth clamped down on my forearm. So I remember hitting it in the face with my right arm."
 
After several minutes of scuffling, the bear gave up and ran away, and Burke managed to walk away with minor bruises and scratches.
 
"I definitely felt a crushing sensation when it clamped down on my arm," he said. "Fortunately, because I had heavy layers of clothing on, I'm basically just really bruised up."
 
Once the bear had left, Laura Burke called Alaska State Troopers and Alaska Wildlife Troopers to notify them of the bear and warn others on the beach.
 
"Upon arrival, an investigation revealed a female brown bear was acting erratically by attacking a vehicle, a telephone pole and then, eventually, attack a male walking on the beach," said a news release by the Department of Public Safety.
 
Two troopers were walking along the tree line when the bear came running out of the woods towards them and it was shot. The deceased bear was released to a local charity.
 
"I mean, he's very lucky," Megan Peters, a public information officer with the Department of Public Safety, told ABC News. "I'm sure it was terrifying compared to other bear maulings. He's really lucky."
 
While Burke and his family are still shocked from the encounter, they believe their calm, collected reaction was what saved them.
 
"We weren't terrified only because we always knew it's a reality when you live up here," Burke said. "We knew this day may come one day. Mentally, we were prepared for that."
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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2013, 04:10:40 PM »
A bear tried to attack Aubie once...

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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2013, 04:17:37 PM »
This thread title had Vandy all excited...and now very disappointed.

They can smell the menstruation!

Why wasn't Werner Herzog there to film this one?

Camera tripod?  Anthony Hopkins says eat a dick and go organic.  This, of course, makes Alec Baldwin the breeder wife.
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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2013, 04:18:48 PM »
A bear tried to attack Aubie once...


This is the greatest picture ever.  Story behind it?
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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2013, 04:20:41 PM »
Nevermind.  Thanks google.  I would pay money for this calendar.

http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/05/aubie-romances-an-early-80s-auburn-coed-on-bear-skin-rug/#.UYF4zcoy43U

From what we think is a 1980 Aubie calendar. which is obviously the greatest Aubie calendar ever by virtue of this month (February?) alone.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2013, 04:26:43 PM »
   
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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2013, 04:35:53 PM »
Nevermind.  Thanks google.  I would pay money for this calendar.

http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/05/aubie-romances-an-early-80s-auburn-coed-on-bear-skin-rug/#.UYF4zcoy43U

From what we think is a 1980 Aubie calendar. which is obviously the greatest Aubie calendar ever by virtue of this month (February?) alone.

I was just about to post the link.  I would love to have that calendar too...
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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2013, 05:57:02 PM »
The guy shoved his left arm into a bear's mouth and beat it with his right while blocking it from his wife and kids behind him?

He could have any woman on the planet right now.  They would have to form a line outside his bedroom, and his wife would probably give them tips on how he likes it. 
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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2013, 06:40:17 PM »
Speaking of animal attacks, saw this on twitter yesterday...

Bear Grylls‏ @BearGrylls
our man vs wild producer suffering from a brutal snake bite - fighting the injury with courage.

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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2013, 07:04:36 PM »
Speaking of animal attacks, saw this on twitter yesterday...

Bear Grylls‏ @BearGrylls
our man vs wild producer suffering from a brutal snake bite - fighting the injury with courage.


Holy shit!
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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2013, 09:18:24 AM »
Okay, that's some nasty shift right there. 
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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2013, 09:34:09 AM »
That looks more like a dinosaur bite to me.
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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2013, 11:39:36 AM »
That looks like it might be infected.  He should probably have that looked at.
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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2013, 12:00:12 PM »
That looks like it might be infected.  He should probably have that looked at.
Nah. A little merthiolate and a few band aids should patch that right up. Tape him up, coach.
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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2013, 02:34:04 PM »
That looks like it might be infected.  He should probably have that looked at.

He should just rub some dirt on in it
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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2013, 03:32:38 PM »
How much would it take for you to lick this wound?
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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2013, 09:30:26 PM »
How much would it take for you to lick this wound?
VV always wanted to lick several bones at once
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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2013, 09:57:08 PM »
VV always wanted to lick several bones at once

I've been jerking off to that picture for hours now.
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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2013, 11:58:50 PM »
That looks more like a dinosaur bite to me.


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Re: Bear attack
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2013, 10:25:40 AM »
Nah. A little merthiolate and a few band aids should patch that right up. Tape him up, coach.

Pour some 'tussin on it.
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