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Auburn Homer Thread - Auburn's All-Time Team Beats All Other SEC All-Time Teams

Florida

QB - Tim Tebow
RB - Emmitt Smith
RB - Errict Rhett
FB -
WR - Ike Hilliard
WR - Wes Chandler
WR - Percy Harvin
TE - Aaron Hernandez
LT - Lomas Brown
LG - Jeff Zimmerman
C - Maurkice Pouncey
RG - Jason Odom
RT - Max Starks

DE - Jack Youngblood
DT - Brad Culpepper
DT - Ellis Johnson
DE - Alex Brown
LB - Jevon Kearse
LB - Brandon Spikes
LB - Wilbur Marshall
CB - Lito Sheppard
CB - Joe Haden
SS - Lawrence Wright
FS - Reggie Nelson

K - ????
P - Chas Henry

Returner - Percy Harvin
Returner - ???
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The names listed at LB are kind of a who's who for AU foosballz players. I would argue replacing Aundray Bruce with Greg Carr as Bruce played mainly DE at Auburn.  Carr was All SEC 3 straight years and the leading tackler for AU his sophomore, junior and senior seasons.

 
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The names listed at LB are kind of a who's who for AU foosballz players. I would argue replacing Aundray Bruce with Greg Carr as Bruce played mainly DE at Auburn.  Carr was All SEC 3 straight years and the leading tackler for AU his sophomore, junior and senior seasons.

 

I thought that as well, but when I looked him up, he was listed as a LB. 
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If we distinguish between punt return and kick off--then I think Thomas Bailey should be in the conversation. I don't know if he still holds the yds per return record but I believe he did at one time as a punt returner.
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I thought that as well, but when I looked him up, he was listed as a LB.
Funny. I don't remember him as ever playing LB. I wudda bet on it. And I don't know who it is but I think we gotta have somebody that was better than Lee Z at RT and B Robinson at FS. Just a gut feeling.
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Ben Nowland?

Tamburello was All-SEC twice under TBCPFD.
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The names listed at LB are kind of a who's who for AU foosballz players. I would argue replacing Aundray Bruce with Greg Carr as Bruce played mainly DE at Auburn.  Carr was All SEC 3 straight years and the leading tackler for AU his sophomore, junior and senior seasons.

 

Bruce played outside in a 4-4 scheme...so he could have been categorized either way, I guess.
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DE - Quentin Groves
DT - Nick Fairley
DT - Tracy Rocker
DE - Gerald Robinson

God ....could you imagine this <shudder>.  I would give Snaggles left nut to have one of these guys on our line right now.
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God ....could you imagine this <shudder>.  I would give Snaggles left nut to have one of these guys on our line right now.

There's not a running back that could get more than 0.5 yards per carry up the middle with that front.
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Bruce played outside in a 4-4 scheme...so he could have been categorized either way, I guess.

I misremembered there, Roger.  Even teh wiki's say LB and DE.  I just seem to always recall his tall self coming off the end.

And GF, you'll have to ask Snagette for it.  She wouldn't let me bring mine today.
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There's not a running back that could get more than 0.5 yards per carry up the middle with that front.
There's not a running back that can get less than 5.0 yards per carry up the middle with our current front. All you need to do is switch the place value and we're good for the season.
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There's not a running back that can get less than 5.0 yards per carry up the middle with our current front. All you need to do is switch the place value and we're good for the season.

It's all about the period
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There's not a running back that could get more than 0.5 yards per carry up the middle with that front.

And herein lies the purpose of this thread.

Could Bobby Humphrey run for a first down against that front if he had Alabama's five best offensive linemen blocking for him?

Tune in for the answer. 
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LSU

QB - Bert Jones
RB - Billy Cannon
RB - Kevin Faulk
FB - Jacob Hester
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Josh Reed
WR - Eric Martin
TE - ???David LaFleur
LT - Andrew Whitworth
LG - Alan Faneca
C - Ben Wilkerson
RG - ?????
RT - Eric Andolsek

DE - Marcus Spears
DT - Glenn Dorsey
DT - Anthony McFarland
DE - Chuck Wiley
LB - Bradie James
LB - Warren Capone
LB - Kevin Minter
CB - Patrick Petersen
CB - Morris Claiborne
SS - LaRon Landry
FS - Craig Steltz

K - Josh Jaspar
P -

Returner - Tyrann Mathieu
Returner - Skyler Green
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Georgia

QB - Aaron Murray
RB - Herschel Walker
RB - Garrison Hearst
FB - Brannan Southerland
WR - Terrence Edwards
WR - AJ Green
WR - Hines Ward
TE - Leonard Pope
LT - Matt Stinchcomb
LG - PAT FUCKING DYE
C - Ben Jones
RG - Max Jean-Gilles
RT - Jon Stinchcomb

DE - David Pollack
DT - Richard Seymour
DT - Bill Stanfill
DE - Charles Grant
LB - Boss Bailey
LB - Jarvis Jones
LB - Knox Culpepper
CB - Champ Bailey
CB - Scott Woerner
SS - Terry Hoage
FS - Thomas Davis

K - ???
P - ???

Returner - Knowshon? 
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I'm pretty much using Bleacher Report's "Dream Team" lists for the other teams. 
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While you all are working out the last kinks of the Auburn team, I'm going to start putting together the others (that will be competitive, so I'm not wasting time on Kentucky, Vanderbilt, or Miss State).  I'll go in alphabetical order. 

Starting with the gumps.

Alabama

QB - Joe Nameth
RB - Bobby Humphrey
RB - Trent Richardson
FB - Leron McClain
WR - Don Hutson
WR - Julio Jones
WR - David Palmer
TE - Ozzie Newsome
LT - Andre Smith
LG - Chance Warmack
C - Dwight Stephenson
RG - John Hannah
RT - Chris Samuels

DE - John Copeland
DT - Marty Lyons
DT - Terrence Cody (surprisingly, Alabama doesn't have very many all-time greats at DT)
DE - Leroy Cook
LB - Derrick Thomas
LB - Cornelius Bennett
LB - Rolando McClain
CB - Jeremiah Castille
CB - Don McNeal
SS - Tommy Wilcox
FS - Rashad Johnson

K - ???
P - ???

Returner - Javier Arenas
Returner - David Palmer

You don't even have Leroy Jordan on there. 

Pat Trammel?  Shaun Alexander? Johnny Musso? Ray Perkins? Chris Samuels?

You'll never get agreement here.
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Georgia

QB - Aaron Murray
RB - Herschel Walker
RB - Garrison Hearst
FB - Brannan Southerland
WR - Terrence Edwards
WR - AJ Green
WR - Brice Hunter
TE - Leonard Pope
LT - Matt Stinchcomb
LG - PAT FUCKING DYE
C - Ben Jones
RG - Max Jean-Gilles
RT - Jon Stinchcomb

DE - David Pollack
DT - Richard Seymour
DT - Bill Stanfill
DE - Charles Grant
LB - Boss Bailey
LB - Jarvis Jones
LB - Knox Culpepper
CB - Champ Bailey
CB - Scott Woerner
SS - Terry Hoage
FS - Thomas Davis

K - ???
P - ???

Returner - Knowshon? 
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I would probably put Hines (Lemme see if I can kill Jimmy Brumbaugh's career with my helmet) Ward at WR
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Tennessee

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Jamal Lewis
RB - Travis Henry
FB - Will Bartholomew
WR - Peerless Price
WR - Kelly Washington
WR - Joey Kent
TE - Jason Whitten
LT - Chad Clifton
LG - Cosey Coleman
C -
RG -
RT - Antone Davis

DE - Reggie White
DT - Albert Haynesworth
DT - John Henderson
DE - Leonard Little
LB - Al Wilson
LB - Steve Kiner
LB - Keith Delong
CB - ????
CB - ????
SS - Deon Grant
FS - Eric Berry

K - Jeff Hall
P -

Returner - ???
Returner -
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