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Rotating Your Rivals

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Re: Rotating Your Rivals
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2013, 11:18:25 AM »
Why the hell is everyone only making shit up against Auburn?!?!?!!

Because everyone hates gingers.
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Re: Rotating Your Rivals
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2013, 12:44:50 PM »
Why the hell is everyone only making shit up against Auburn?!?!?!!

Cause ESPN says so. (every year)
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« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2013, 12:56:43 PM »
The game itself is the catalyst for all of the bullshit.  People like you and Prowler aren't any better than some of the dumbass Alabama fans.  Always stirring shit, no matter how insignificant or ridiculous it may be.  You guys talk about Alabama more than I do.  It's a never ending cycle.  Alabama fan makes up bullshit about AU.  Two weeks later, AU fan makes up bullshit about AU.  Rinse, repeat.  If you took the game away, there isn't any point to all of the other bullshit.  Not that there is much point to the bullshit now, but you get the point.

Bryant-Denny stadium sucks. That is all.



Oh. Wait. You wouldn't know.


You mean that kind of shit?
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Re: Rotating Your Rivals
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2013, 01:12:36 PM »
I don't think I would want to go much further?


Even though this graphic hurt, it was funny as hell the first time I saw it. Nobody knows where in the hell we are. And I'm o.k. with that. Hopefully, our opponents won't be able to find us this football season.

Was talking with Jordan Diamonds dad on A day. Very nice (and large) man. He and Mrs. Diamond live in Ill.(I think)--drove 12 hrs on Fri. to be there. Said he was surprised when Jordan picked AU but fully supported his decision.
He didn't come to AU on Jordan's visit.

Had been to Mich., Wisc. and Ohio St., etc, etc on lots of recruiting trips with Jordan and the ONLY thing he knew about AU was that Bo Jackson and Charles Barkley went there. That's all. Nothing about location, conference, etc. Said it was all NFL where they live.

He wanted him closer to home but I admire him letting him make his own decision.
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« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2013, 02:02:12 PM »
The Barn-burner game is one I'd just as soon forget.  We lost and looked pathetic doing it.  The damn Barn burned down.  I got sloppy drunk and our wives got so mad at our drunk asses on the way home, they drove off and left us in a Burger King parking lot in Eufaula at 1:00 a.m. Just sayin' you might scratch that one off the list.

There was one good thing about that game.  I got to laugh at the mental image of you standing in a parking lot in Eufaula drunk off your ass crying while your wife drives off.  And in my mind your wife and her friend look like Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis.
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« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2013, 02:54:59 PM »
There was one good thing about that game.  I got to laugh at the mental image of you standing in a parking lot in Eufaula drunk off your ass crying while your wife drives off.  And in my mind your wife and her friend look like Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis.

I was not crying....at the time
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Re: Rotating Your Rivals
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2013, 02:58:39 PM »
I was not crying....at the time

Yeah, as soon as you figured out you were stranded in Eufaula I'm sure is when you started crying.
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Re: Rotating Your Rivals
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2013, 07:15:17 AM »
Yeah, as soon as you figured out you were stranded in Eufaula I'm sure is when you started crying.


There are worse places to be stranded.....say for instance Union Springs.
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Re: Rotating Your Rivals
« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2013, 08:52:50 AM »

There are worse places to be stranded.....say for instance Union Springs.

Then there is that. I wouldn't even stop to get gas in Union Springs. There is a reason why my family went the Opelika route when traveling home.
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