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Re: Quentin Groves arrested
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2013, 04:22:36 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on April 25, 2013, 09:44:04 AM
Never go ATM with a lady of the night.

IKR. They might see your pin number!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Quentin Groves arrested
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2013, 05:59:00 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 25, 2013, 03:45:38 PM
WELL DID HE CUM OR NOT?

He had a nefarious plan to screw her in an extremely uncomfortable place.
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Re: Quentin Groves arrested
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2013, 11:45:59 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on April 25, 2013, 05:59:00 PM
He had a nefarious plan to screw her in an extremely uncomfortable place.

Like the back of a Volkswagen?
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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Re: Quentin Groves arrested
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2013, 12:29:45 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 25, 2013, 11:45:59 PM
Like the back of a Volkswagen?
My back yard??
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Re: Quentin Groves arrested
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2013, 06:33:36 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 25, 2013, 11:45:59 PM
Like the back of a Volkswagen?

How many times do you get to see Smokey fuck the Bandit?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Quentin Groves arrested
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2013, 09:22:51 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 26, 2013, 06:33:36 AM
How many times do you get to see Smokey fudge the Bandit?

What do you mean too little too late?  You always told me it was just the right size!
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Re: Quentin Groves arrested
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2013, 11:35:19 AM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on April 26, 2013, 09:22:51 AM
What do you mean too little too late?  You always told me it was just the right size!

Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Quentin Groves arrested
« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2013, 01:20:46 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 26, 2013, 11:35:19 AM
Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed.
Bullshit your such a liar, I saw you kissing backstage and it was nothing like that.
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Re: Quentin Groves arrested
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2013, 02:26:35 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 26, 2013, 01:20:46 PM
Bullshit your such a liar, I saw you kissing backstage and it was nothing like that.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Quentin Groves arrested
« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2013, 02:46:53 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 26, 2013, 02:26:35 PM
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
JESUS CHRIST MAN!  There are some things you just don't talk about in public.
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