earth shattering news, I presume?
Earthquakes and aftershocks. One is never enough...
Here's a joke for you:
God is handing out physical characteristics to Adam and Eve. He gets to the bottom of the list and says "Well, there's two things left. First is the ability to pee standing up..."
Adam jumps in "OOOOOH! ME! ME! I WANT THAT!!".
So God says "Well, Eve, I guess that makes you multi-orgasmic..."