Mini Super Juice

[Saniflush]

Calm down .  This isn't about midget orgasms.

Supercapacitors are often hailed as the holy grail of power supplies, but a group of researchers at the University of Illinois have developed a lithium-ion microbattery that leaves that prized solution in the dust, recharging 1,000 times faster than competing tech. Previous work done by Professor William P. King, who led the current effort, resulted in a fast-charging cathode with a 3D microstructure, and now the team has achieved a breakthrough by pairing it with an anode devised in a similar fashion.

The resulting battery is said to be the most powerful in the world, avoiding the usual trade-off between longevity and power while having a footprint of just a few millimeters. By altering its composition, scientists can even optimize the contraption for more juice or increased life. It's expected that the technology could make devices 30 times smaller and help broadcast radio signals up to 30 times farther, but it'll still be a while before it winds up in a super-slim phone within your pocket. For now, the researchers have their sights set on integrating the tech with other electronic components and investigating low-cost manufacturing.

[Godfather]

Sweet can't wait to get my new flip phone.

[Vandy Vol]

I was erect until I learned the actual subject of this post.







And then I became erect again upon seeing Zoolander.

[Snaggletiger]

I was erect until I learned the actual subject of this post.







And then I became erect again upon seeing Zoolander.

Mer-MAN

[Godfather]

Mer-MAN

What is this...a school for ANTS?

[Snaggletiger]

What is this...a school for ANTS?

A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals.

[Godfather]

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

[Snaggletiger]

Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

[Godfather]

I think I've got the black lung.

[Snaggletiger]

If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.