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A Day roll call
« on: April 15, 2013, 09:58:12 PM »
Who's going?

I'll be there, and I'm bringing along one of my beer swilling friends.
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2013, 10:19:52 PM »
My pops, mini buzz and myself will be there.
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2013, 08:43:53 AM »
I will be there
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2013, 10:48:59 AM »
Quote from: TheSix on April 16, 2013, 08:43:53 AM
I will be there

Please be advised - I will not be there to hold Buzz up.  I repeat - you and PCT will be solely responsible for his care and feeding and potty time...

So you might want to lay off the mead...

Sorry I won't be there to see you, Cousin Eddie!  You and PCT together are a hoot.  I cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard, and not just the laughs at Buzz's expense...
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2013, 12:23:31 PM »
Prowler and I will be there with a few guests.
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2013, 12:53:57 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 16, 2013, 10:48:59 AM
Please be advised - I will not be there to hold Buzz up.  I repeat - you and PCT will be solely responsible for his care and feeding and potty time...

So you might want to lay off the mead...

Sorry I won't be there to see you, Cousin Eddie!  You and PCT together are a hoot.  I cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard, and not just the laughs at Buzz's expense...

Yea as much as I talked about going I now have to fly to San Antonio this weekend to put my mother-n-law in a nursing home.  (good times-yea)
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2013, 02:28:01 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 16, 2013, 10:48:59 AM
Please be advised - I will not be there to hold Buzz up.  I repeat - you and PCT will be solely responsible for his care and feeding and potty time...

So you might want to lay off the mead...

Sorry I won't be there to see you, Cousin Eddie!  You and PCT together are a hoot.  I cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard, and not just the laughs at Buzz's expense...

I will be stone cold sober at this one...
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2013, 03:39:23 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 16, 2013, 02:28:01 PM
I will be stone cold sober at this one...

For some reason "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC is playing in my head.
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2013, 04:18:20 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 16, 2013, 02:28:01 PM
I will be stone cold sober at this one...

Glad I am not going then.
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2013, 05:29:31 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 16, 2013, 12:53:57 PM
Yea as much as I talked about going I now have to fly to San Antonio this weekend to put my mother-n-law in a nursing home.  (good times-yea)
Please, take mine too!
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2013, 06:30:18 PM »
So has there been an announcement about the scoring in the scrimmage? Does Gus treat it like a game or does he do this 4 points for each yard gained crap?
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2013, 07:40:48 PM »
The tailgate spot will have 50 pounds of crawfish, FYI.  And the other usual items.
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2013, 08:36:39 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on April 16, 2013, 07:40:48 PM
The tailgate spot will have 50 pounds of crawfish, FYI.  And the other usual items.
Hot diggity damn! <throws a hanging curve ball across the center of the plate> 50 pounds? That's a lot of head sucking to be done.
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2013, 08:40:20 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 16, 2013, 08:36:39 PM
Hot diggity damn! <throws a hanging curve ball across the center of the plate> 50 pounds? That's a lot of head sucking to be done.

Or, as VV calls it...Tuesday night.
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2013, 08:44:14 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 16, 2013, 08:40:20 PM
Or, as VV calls it...Tuesday night.

No, that's Fifty Pound Fellatio Fridays.  You're thinking of Taint Tonguing Tuesdays.
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2013, 07:16:50 AM »
Quote from: TheSix on April 16, 2013, 06:30:18 PM
So has there been an announcement about the scoring in the scrimmage? Does Gus treat it like a game or does he do this 4 points for each yard gained crap?
Game like scoring. So, no more points for lining up helmets correctly or taking points away for successful tackles.
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2013, 08:47:00 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on April 17, 2013, 07:16:50 AM
Game like scoring. So, no more points for lining up helmets correctly or taking points away for successful tackles.

Jake is sad...no, wait!
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2013, 08:56:42 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on April 17, 2013, 07:16:50 AM
Game like scoring. So, no more points for lining up helmets correctly or taking points away for successful tackles.
not sure by I'm bringing my slide rule and hand crank Texas Instruments tabulating machine just in case. Hope I can figure out the formula.
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2013, 10:20:13 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on April 17, 2013, 07:16:50 AM
Game like scoring. So, no more points for lining up helmets correctly or taking points away for successful tackles.

How much are touchdown's worth again?  It's been a while since I've seen any.
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Re: A Day roll call
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2013, 11:05:04 AM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on April 17, 2013, 10:20:13 AM
How much are touchdown's worth again?  It's been a while since I've seen any.

So, you've been in the bathroom the 75 times a game our defense has been on the field?
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