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Buzz Killington

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Another old fart...to join the club
« on: April 13, 2013, 10:22:44 PM »
Happy Birfday to AUJarhead!

You guys are all getting old!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

bottomfeeder

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Re: Another old fart...to join the club
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2013, 10:32:24 PM »
Happy Birthday, Jarhead.
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Pell City Tiger

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Re: Another old fart...to join the club
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2013, 10:56:20 PM »
Happy birthday, fucker!
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Re: Another old fart...to join the club
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2013, 11:35:16 PM »
Daaaaaaaamn dude.  You old. 

Happy "you're not dead yet" day, darlin.
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Re: Another old fart...to join the club
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2013, 12:10:33 AM »
Happy Birthday Jarhead   :bar:
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Re: Another old fart...to join the club
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2013, 07:06:07 AM »
Happy birthday you Hollywood puke
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Another old fart...to join the club
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2013, 07:11:49 AM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Another old fart...to join the club
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2013, 10:09:38 AM »
Happy Birthday Jarhead!
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Re: Another old fart...to join the club
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2013, 12:47:42 PM »
You smell of elderberries and oldness.

Happy birthday!
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Re: Another old fart...to join the club
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2013, 02:06:14 PM »
Ben-gay?

How long?
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Another old fart...to join the club
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2013, 03:36:15 PM »
Happy birthday, yo.
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Re: Another old fart...to join the club
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2013, 03:59:25 PM »
Yes yes, happy happy joy joy.
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Re: Another old fart...to join the club
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2013, 09:38:52 PM »
Happy Birthday and shit.
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Re: Another old fart...to join the club
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2013, 10:10:13 PM »
Thanks for the birthday greetings, shitheads!
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Re: Another old fart...to join the club
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2013, 09:20:05 AM »
Belated happy happy wishes.  Hope it was a good one.
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