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Another Birthday...
« on: April 15, 2013, 10:32:09 AM »
Happy Birfday to our own AWK.  30 is a milestone...you can now wear black socks and sandals.
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Re: Another Birthday...
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2013, 10:37:38 AM »
Happy Birthday!  Remember as a kid when you thought 30 was old?




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Re: Another Birthday...
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2013, 10:40:26 AM »
Well he use to also think that 30 cocks in one night were a lot.
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Re: Another Birthday...
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2013, 10:53:10 AM »
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Re: Another Birthday...
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2013, 10:59:57 AM »




And a birthday, too.  Or something like that.
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Re: Another Birthday...
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2013, 11:09:15 AM »
Hah, Thanks.  I be old now, but it's ok.  I can still get drunk.
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Re: Another Birthday...
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2013, 11:13:48 AM »
Happy Birthday man. I hope the truck drivers off Finley take it easy on you today.
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Re: Another Birthday...
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2013, 11:27:32 AM »
Happy Birthday!  Have a good one  :bar:
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Re: Another Birthday...
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2013, 11:32:11 AM »
Happy Birthday. And she can cook too.

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Re: Another Birthday...
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2013, 11:51:16 AM »
Have a good one, bro.
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Re: Another Birthday...
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2013, 12:01:04 PM »
Happy birthday, darlin...

I remember when you were a wet behind the ears newbie grad about to start law school.  You were so cute and precious, even if the wet behind your ears was beer...  I told you I wanted to just hug you and give you graham crackers...

And now that precious little boy is all growed up... and a tax attorney.

Where did I go wrong???

**sniff**
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Re: Another Birthday...
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2013, 01:08:50 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 15, 2013, 12:01:04 PM
Happy birthday, darlin...

I remember when you were a wet behind the ears newbie grad about to start law school.  You were so cute and precious, even if the wet behind your ears was beer...  I told you I wanted to just hug you and give you graham crackers...

And now that precious little boy is all growed up... and a tax attorney.

Where did I go wrong???

**sniff**


Thank goodness he made it to 30. Maybe now he will become a good little conservative.....

Happy birthday. For 29 years the joke was on you.....

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Re: Another Birthday...
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2013, 01:24:13 PM »
happy birthday. 
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Re: Another Birthday...
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2013, 02:12:43 PM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Another Birthday...
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2013, 08:16:56 PM »
Happy birthday, you toe sucking wildman!
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