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ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling

ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« on: April 05, 2013, 05:27:03 PM »
I don't want them there.  They don't deserve to be there.  We don't need their publicity.  I also don't trust them.  I think they'll stand in front of our dead trees, bring up that Updyke killed them, cut to clips of fans throwing toilet paper, and then rehash the latest bullshit. 
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2013, 05:28:43 PM »
Fuck ESPN!  Those sorry bastards shouldn't be allowed anywhere near those trees.  It's a special time for the AU family and that's it.
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2013, 05:37:48 PM »
Anyone else think an Occupy ESPN protest would be appropriate?  Not during the actual event, of course, but before and after. 

Fuck you signage, poo-flinging... could be fun!
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2013, 05:39:36 PM »
I believe all media, except the university media, should be forbidden.
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2013, 05:40:01 PM »
Anyone else think an Occupy ESPN protest would be appropriate?  Not during the actual event, of course, but before and after. 

Fuck you signage, poo-flinging... could be fun!
I'm all for passing out thousands of "FUCK ESPN" signs for the coverage.

They don't like it? This ain't Game Day. They can't confiscate the signs.
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2013, 05:46:25 PM »
I'm all for passing out thousands of "FUCK ESPN" signs for the coverage.

They don't like it? This ain't Game Day. They can't confiscate the signs.

If it was any other day, I'd be all for it.  But I'd hate to waste our last tree rolling with "Fuck ESPN" signs. 
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2013, 05:48:56 PM »
If it was any other day, I'd be all for it.  But I'd hate to waste our last tree rolling with "Fuck ESPN" signs.

REALLY??? Let's poll this shit and see what the fucking peanut gallery says, because personally, I think there should be "FUCK UPDYKE" signs as well.
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2013, 05:57:50 PM »
If it was any other day, I'd be all for it.  But I'd hate to waste our last tree rolling with "Fuck ESPN" signs.

And I know you guys really wouldn't care, but ESPN would use it to show how profane the Auburn fan base is.  Then they'd say that Updyke was mentally unstable, was probably bullied by asshole Auburn fans (while showing clips of the FUCK ESPN signs) and in his mind, had no option other than poisoning the trees as a means of venting his frustration.
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2013, 06:03:07 PM »
And I know you guys really wouldn't care, but ESPN would use it to show how profane the Auburn fan base is.  Then they'd say that Updyke was mentally unstable, was probably bullied by asshole Auburn fans (while showing clips of the FUCK ESPN signs) and in his mind, had no option other than poisoning the trees as a means of venting his frustration.
Or, he could have just smoked a turkey.
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2013, 06:09:41 PM »
And I know you guys really wouldn't care, but ESPN would use it to show how profane the Auburn fan base is.  Then they'd say that Updyke was mentally unstable, was probably bullied by asshole Auburn fans (while showing clips of the FUCK ESPN signs) and in his mind, had no option other than poisoning the trees as a means of venting his frustration.

I agree. 

Best bet would be to have someone with a little experience sneak over to ESPN's reporter and just stand in between the reporter and the camera.  Make it damn near impossible for them to do the shot. 
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2013, 06:23:24 PM »
I think we should roll the reporter. Not rob and assault, obviously, but actually roll that person in toilet paper.
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2013, 06:39:59 PM »
I think we should roll the reporter. Not rob and assault, obviously, but actually roll that person in toilet paper.
This is ingenious.  :thumsup: We gotta do it.
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2013, 06:50:26 PM »
Are there any bloggers here???

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http://flywareagle.com/2013/04/04/journalism-gone-wild-breaking-down-the-latest-auburn-scandal/
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2013, 07:25:16 PM »
This is ingenious.  :thumsup: We gotta do it.
Let's do it! I'm dead serious! All it will take is for a few to start it and the others will join in.
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2013, 07:28:17 PM »
Let's do it! I'm dead serious! All it will take is for a few to start it and the others will join in.
I'm serious too. We need to get the word out.
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2013, 12:16:50 AM »
Let's do it! I'm dead serious! All it will take is for a few to start it and the others will join in.

Can we force them to smoke spice?
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2013, 06:04:08 PM »
Can we force them to smoke spice?

Only the coarches can do that.
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2013, 06:15:52 PM »
Can we force them to smoke spice?

Sooo, Dakota Mosley blames 7 failed drug tests for his part in the robbery? His attorney should serve time with him. We don't need idiots practicing law in this state...oh wait.

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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2013, 06:22:18 PM »
Sooo, Dakota Mosley blames 7 failed drug tests for his part in the robbery? His attorney should serve time with him. We don't need idiots practicing law in this state...oh wait.
Idiots are outraged!
Do not presume that idiots are reduced to practicing law in Alabama, BF.
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Re: ESPN Will Be at the Final Toomer's Rolling
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2013, 06:28:53 PM »
Yea Jay let those fucking assholes on our beloved campus....

http://flywareagle.com/2013/04/06/auburn-football-mark-schlabach-makes-comment-on-auburn/

"There is a lot of money to be made by writing negative stories about Auburn (true or not). Our audience wants to read dirt on Auburn so we give them what they want. This is not NPR. ESPN is a business and we have to do what is best for our bottom line.” - Mark Schlabach.

FUCK ESPN
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