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Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn

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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #60 on: April 04, 2013, 04:20:37 PM »
Ms. mommy part says what...as many as 9 players had grades changed to make them eligible for the MNCG?  That would most likely be 9 different classes....9 different professors.  So not one professor came forward to complain that his/her grade got changed.  And....wasn't the NCAA on campus all during this time frame?  So Chizik or someone just picked up the phone while the NCAA was ripping everything apart and said, "Hey, I'm gonna' need these 9 players grades changed so they can play.  Mmmkthxbai"
It's called bullshit...and that mommy part reeks of it. 
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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #61 on: April 04, 2013, 04:27:46 PM »
http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/04/selena-and-auburn/#.UV2QVzeK58F

That carvallo guy is an enormous self-important bag of warm douche water. 

Did anything he say make sense? 
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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #62 on: April 04, 2013, 04:38:05 PM »
That carvallo guy is an enormous self-important bag of warm douche water. 

Did anything he say make sense?

So he is basically you?
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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #63 on: April 04, 2013, 04:42:05 PM »
Fuck Selena Roberts with PChamp's wiener.
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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #64 on: April 04, 2013, 04:44:52 PM »
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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #65 on: April 04, 2013, 04:49:27 PM »
Aye caramba!

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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #66 on: April 04, 2013, 04:55:31 PM »
That carvallo guy is an enormous self-important bag of warm douche water. 

Did anything he say make sense? 
So he is basically you?

I have been down this road, it is bumpy and not a fun ride. I dare say it is unkeen.
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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #67 on: April 04, 2013, 05:11:01 PM »
I have been down this road, it is bumpy and not a fun ride. I dare say it is unkeen.

Agreed.  However, this is probably a case of hit and run. 
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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #68 on: April 04, 2013, 05:28:24 PM »
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« Last Edit: April 04, 2013, 06:36:08 PM by AUChizad »
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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #71 on: April 04, 2013, 06:50:49 PM »
Damn, got to get it while the gettn is good! Wow!
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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #72 on: April 04, 2013, 07:15:07 PM »
Chizik's statement in full: http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/oanow.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/f/c3/fc3c44ea-9d66-11e2-b525-001a4bcf6878/515de40b0bbf1.pdf.pdf

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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #73 on: April 04, 2013, 07:18:57 PM »
Listen to this mommy part about the 7 minute mark and down. http://www.790thezone.com/podcasts/Episodes.aspx?PID=2610
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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #74 on: April 04, 2013, 07:37:56 PM »
new gameday sign


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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #75 on: April 04, 2013, 08:02:51 PM »
I swear to God that I'm gonna punch one of these inbred motherfuckers right in their throat if they say something else to me about this shit.
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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #76 on: April 04, 2013, 08:32:10 PM »
Gregg Doyle and Jason Whitlock have both expressed some extreme skepticism on the Roberts story.

There appear to be some journalists who are interested in facts, at least.
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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #77 on: April 04, 2013, 08:33:56 PM »
Gregg Doyle and Jason Whitlock have both expressed some extreme skepticism on the Roberts story.

There appear to be some journalists who are interested in facts, at least.
Doyel was in our corner in 2010 too.
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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #78 on: April 04, 2013, 09:11:07 PM »
Even Finebaum smells bullshit.

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Re: Cue the Fake Smear Stories About Auburn
« Reply #79 on: April 04, 2013, 10:22:11 PM »
The fuckin Grim Reaper must be at uat's door step, in less than 24 hours there's two stories about how Evil Auburn Athletics is, with all the known Auburn hating journalists foaming at the mouth and presenting everything as fact, eventhough they never once did any fact checking beforehand. IMO, this stench smells just like the whole Cam Witch Hunt that I believe was backed by uat and ALL of their connections (ESPN, NYT, etc, etc, the entire State media, etc, etc, etc, Finebaum, etc, Sheridan, Scott Moore, etc)
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