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I'm starting a petition
« on: April 02, 2013, 12:43:03 PM »
I'm sure Robinson Therezie is a fine running back.  I'm sure his HS coach wanted him to have a jazzy nickname...

BUT...

The is one fucking Auburn Tiger called "Cadillac" and it ain't fucking Therezie.
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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2013, 12:49:17 PM »
Wait, Therezie has been moved to RB?
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2013, 12:55:26 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on April 02, 2013, 12:49:17 PM
Wait, Therezie has been moved to RB?

They're giving him a try at McProne's old position in Malzahn's offense.  They need a speed back that can get on the corner quickly. I think it's pretty much just a spring experiment, but who knows? 

And I too shall not dub thee, Cadillac. 
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Re: I'm starting a petition
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2013, 01:03:20 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 02, 2013, 12:55:26 PM
They're giving him a try at McProne's old position in Malzahn's offense.  They need a speed back that can get on the corner quickly. I think it's pretty much just a spring experiment, but who knows? 

And I too shall not dub thee, Cadillac.

He would have to be real keen to be called that. 
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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2013, 01:11:39 PM »
Ima call him Pontiac.
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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2013, 01:16:22 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 02, 2013, 01:11:39 PM
Ima call him Pontiac.

His momma named him Pontiac, ima callin him Pontiac.
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Re: I'm starting a petition
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2013, 01:29:49 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 02, 2013, 12:43:03 PM
I'm sure Robinson Therezie is a fine running back.  I'm sure his HS coach wanted him to have a jazzy nickname...

BUT...

The is one fucking Auburn Tiger called "Cadillac" and it ain't fucking Therezie.

It's a deathwish for him.

I can't believe our coaches are even allowing it to be a rumor let alone allowing it to be his actual nickname.

I can't wait for next year's true freshman to come in and take the nickname "Bo." 

Maybe we should retire nicknames along with their jerseys?
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Re: I'm starting a petition
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2013, 01:32:41 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 02, 2013, 12:43:03 PM

The is one fudgeing Auburn Tiger called "Cadillac" and it ain't fudgeing Therezie.



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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2013, 01:40:08 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 02, 2013, 01:32:41 PM


Agrees

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Re: I'm starting a petition
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2013, 01:52:31 PM »
On the real, since not living in the Bham area for a while, I didn't know that he had cancer.
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« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2013, 02:03:14 PM »
I'm trying to get the "Breezy" nickname going to detract from anyone calling him Cadillac, ever.
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« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2013, 02:08:09 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on April 02, 2013, 02:03:14 PM
I'm trying to get the "Breezy" nickname going to detract from anyone calling him Cadillac, ever.

That doesn't rhyme with Robinson
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« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2013, 02:09:46 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 02, 2013, 02:08:09 PM
That doesn't rhyme with Robinson
But it is off da heezy fa sheezy.
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« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2013, 02:14:01 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on April 02, 2013, 02:09:46 PM
But it is off da heezy fa sheezy.

I don't know about all this hippity-hop rap talk you young folks say to each other.  I just know Breezy Robinson doesn't have a ring to it.  Sounds like a nickname for a jazz saxophone player. 


And get the hell off my lawn.
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« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2013, 02:44:06 PM »
Nicky Flash?
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Re: I'm starting a petition
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2013, 03:19:14 PM »
Also...any fucking jackass that attempts to dub Cameron Artis-Payne "Cam" will get taint-punched.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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Re: I'm starting a petition
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2013, 03:20:03 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 02, 2013, 02:44:06 PM
Nicky Flash?

Cause it rhymes with Therieze?
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« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2013, 03:31:20 PM »
Cadillac Pontiac Maniac
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« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2013, 03:32:05 PM »
Fuck them, like Wes said, there's only one cadillac.
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Re: I'm starting a petition
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2013, 03:32:22 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 02, 2013, 03:19:14 PM
Also...any fucking jackass that attempts to dub Cameron Artis-Payne "Cam" will get taint-punched.

I have paid extra for that.
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