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The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread

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« Reply #60 on: April 17, 2013, 02:44:33 PM »
And we lose today.  I hope each one of your teams go down in a shithole flaming torch down the toilet, similar to the Astros.
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #61 on: April 17, 2013, 02:48:17 PM »
This Braves Dynasty may be even better than the one in west vance.

Even?  Shit, it's going to be unstoppable.  It's the lack of the mullet on the A that is giving them all the power. 
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #62 on: April 17, 2013, 02:49:25 PM »
And we lose today.  I hope each one of your teams go down in a shithole flaming torch down the toilet, similar to the Astros.

Too late.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #63 on: April 17, 2013, 03:01:35 PM »
And we lose today.  I hope each one of your teams go down in a shithole flaming torch down the toilet, similar to the Astros.

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Give us time, we will.  We usually do.

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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #64 on: April 17, 2013, 03:44:28 PM »
You motherfuckers.
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #65 on: April 17, 2013, 03:54:12 PM »
All you bastards can go choke on a dick.
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« Reply #66 on: April 17, 2013, 03:57:41 PM »
What the last two esteemed posters said. 



Dick heads.  The whole lot of you.
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #67 on: April 17, 2013, 04:05:29 PM »
It was just one little game.  You are only going to lose 42 games this year and hit 120 and break the record.  I would happy if I were a Braves fan.  They are so good that I am thinking about going out and buying some Braves gear this afternoon. 
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #68 on: April 17, 2013, 04:11:08 PM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #69 on: April 17, 2013, 04:17:38 PM »
It was just one little game.  You are only going to lose 42 games this year and hit 120 and break the record.  I would happy if I were a Braves fan.  They are so good that I am thinking about going out and buying some Braves gear this afternoon.

I've already reported you to the moderators.  Expect a significant spike in your warn meter and your first born to contract a bad case of genital rash and itching.
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« Reply #70 on: April 17, 2013, 05:02:36 PM »
It was just one little game.  You are only going to lose 42 games this year and hit 120 and break the record.  I would happy if I were a Braves fan.  They are so good that I am thinking about going out and buying some Braves gear this afternoon.
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #71 on: April 17, 2013, 05:11:03 PM »
Just saw where the Cubs and Marlins are playing a series next weekend.  This gives me a week to stock up on beer, snacks and grilling items.  I know what I'm doing next weekend.
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #72 on: April 17, 2013, 09:00:34 PM »
Fuck this season already.  Call it.  No one is going to stop Atlanta.  I don't know how in the hell the Phils managed to luck up and beat them.  Atlanta, 120 wins and the World Series!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first prayer of invocation to the BKG for the season. 

PLAY BALL!!! 
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #73 on: April 17, 2013, 09:05:08 PM »
And we lose today.  I hope each one of your teams go down in a shithole flaming torch down the toilet, similar to the Astros.

I love you, darlin', but I hope bottomfeeder's collection of cats take a collective shit on your face while you are passed out drunk in a puddle of Jaegerbomb puke. 
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« Reply #74 on: April 18, 2013, 11:21:47 AM »
I'm excited about the Stro's this year.  At 4-11 they've already equaled last year's win total.  The move to the AL was  #winning
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #75 on: April 18, 2013, 04:09:09 PM »
I'm excited about the Stro's this year.  At 4-11 they've already equaled last year's win total.  The move to the AL was  #winning

And you?  Hmmpf.  Your wife sent over this picture she found in your sock drawer.

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« Reply #76 on: April 18, 2013, 04:26:14 PM »
And you?  Hmmpf.  Your wife sent over this picture she found in your sock drawer.



She loves it when I go deep.
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« Reply #77 on: April 25, 2013, 02:53:34 PM »
Just wanted to stop by and comment on how well those Orioles are doing.  Second place and gaining ground.  There is no doubt in my mind that they'll be at least 7 games up by the All Star break.  The momentum will be too much for the rest of the pack by then.  Congrats on a great season.
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #78 on: April 25, 2013, 03:11:52 PM »
Just wanted to stop by and comment on how well those Orioles are doing.  Second place and gaining ground.  There is no doubt in my mind that they'll be at least 7 games up by the All Star break.  The momentum will be too much for the rest of the pack by then.  Congrats on a great season.

We will lose it all and be well entrenched in 3rd by the All Star break and then slide further down the slope after the all star game.  I know our routine way to well. 

Now the Braves on the other hand.  Has there ever been a team that finished 156-6, b/c I believe we are going to see it this year.
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #79 on: April 25, 2013, 03:48:34 PM »
We will lose it all and be well entrenched in 3rd by the All Star break and then slide further down the slope after the all star game.  I know our routine way to well. 

Now the Braves on the other hand.  Has there ever been a team that finished 156-6, b/c I believe we are going to see it this year.

No, I see greatness in store for the Oreos.  It's their time.  No doubt!!!!
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