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The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread

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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #120 on: May 02, 2013, 11:00:28 AM »
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #121 on: May 06, 2013, 09:39:33 AM »
The Braves got such an incredible start to the season that despite going 6-11 in their last 17, they're still in first place. They need to get this shift fixed.

Looks like the Cards have quietly become the class of the NL.  Checked the box scores this morning and they're sitting at 20-11.
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #122 on: May 06, 2013, 10:19:39 AM »
I just want to say Yu Darvish is a man among boys...

That is all...
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #123 on: May 06, 2013, 10:20:27 AM »
Checked the box scores this morning and they're sitting at 20-11.

I'd take it...

Wait...
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #124 on: May 06, 2013, 10:43:31 AM »
The Braves got such an incredible start to the season that despite going 6-11 in their last 17, they're still in first place. They need to get this shift fixed.

Looks like the Cards have quietly become the class of the NL.  Checked the box scores this morning and they're sitting at 20-11.

It's all been starting pitching (I'd like to send that to the owner of the Angels - spend all that money on bats, and they still suck).  We are a full run better than anyone else in the NL with our starters.  Our bullpen, however, is the worst in baseball.  You turn on Baseball Tonight, though, and it's like baseball doesn't exist west of the Hudson River and outside L.A.

I expect the starters to revert to mean sooner or later though.  Although it's nice to see that 4 of the 5 starters, the Cards have locked in for at least 3 more years - and 2 of them are either in their 2nd season, or their rookie year.
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #125 on: May 06, 2013, 07:50:24 PM »
I just want to say Yu Darvish is a man among boys...

That is all...

Too bad the rest of that team hasn't been the last couple of Octobers.
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #126 on: May 07, 2013, 11:05:09 AM »
I just want to say Yu Darvish is a man among boys...

That is all...

Glad he didn't pitch last night...

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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #127 on: May 07, 2013, 11:22:32 AM »
Glad he didn't pitch last night...

 :muttley:

Yeah...

fuck you.

The Rangers have lost only 2 series this year, and both are to Chicago teams.

all in all though:

20-12>12-20

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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #128 on: May 07, 2013, 11:28:55 AM »
Yep, he went there.
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #129 on: May 07, 2013, 12:24:33 PM »
Yeah...

fuck you.

The Rangers have lost only 2 series this year, and both are to Chicago teams.

all in all though:

20-12>12-20

Yu mad bro!
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #130 on: May 08, 2013, 09:28:57 AM »
Craig Sweet Cheeks Kimbrel comes in with a 4-3 lead in the 9th.  Gets the first two batters.  Full count to the 9th place hitter.  BAM...game tied.  Next batter.  Sin Shoo Choo Foo MooShoo Gai Pan...BAM...game over.

Best closer in baseballz last year. Now 3 blown saves in his last 5 outings. 
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #131 on: May 08, 2013, 10:30:05 AM »
Craig Sweet Cheeks Kimbrel comes in with a 4-3 lead in the 9th.  Gets the first two batters.  Full count to the 9th place hitter.  BAM...game tied.  Next batter.  Sin Shoo Choo Foo MooShoo Gai Pan...BAM...game over.

Best closer in baseballz last year. Now 3 blown saves in his last 5 outings.

Sounds like he's ready for the Cardinals bullpen.

And our offense is so Jekyll/Hyde.

Of our 12 losses, 6 have come with the starting pitching giving up 2 runs or fewer.
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #132 on: May 08, 2013, 11:31:01 AM »
Sounds like he's ready for the Cardinals bullpen.

And our offense is so Jekyll/Hyde.

Of our 12 losses, 6 have come with the starting pitching giving up 2 runs or fewer.

To further pile on (Sad when our teams are in first) the Braves have to be on pace to set a strikeout record.  They're striking out in double digits virtually every single game. Honestly, no excuse for that.  You've got proven hitters throughout this line up but they all seem to have no discipline at the plate, save for Freddie Freeman. 
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #133 on: May 08, 2013, 11:38:49 AM »
I wish you two would quit bitching.  It's not like you aren't going to play in the NLCS.  The Orioles on the other hand will not finish better than third.  We can't get over that hump and even if we could........pffffffftttttttttttttt.   Rangers would beat that ass.  As a matter of fact I think that it doesn't matter who wins the NLCS, the Rangers are the most badass and complete team in MLB.  This could possibly be their best team ever.  I don't see anyone that can stop them. 
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #134 on: May 08, 2013, 11:42:40 AM »
Two in a row for the Cubs...win another and we call that a winning streak.
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #135 on: May 08, 2013, 11:52:03 AM »
Two in a row for the Cubs...win another and we call that a winning streak.

They need one of these in their locker room.

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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #136 on: May 08, 2013, 12:14:57 PM »
I wish you two would quit bitching.  It's not like you aren't going to play in the NLCS.  The Orioles on the other hand will not finish better than third.  We can't get over that hump and even if we could........pffffffftttttttttttttt.   Rangers would beat that ass.  As a matter of fact I think that it doesn't matter who wins the NLCS, the Rangers are the most badass and complete team in MLB.  This could possibly be their best team ever.  I don't see anyone that can stop them.

This^^^ well...that last part of this^^^.  The Bravos are falling apart at the seams and will be lucky to play .500 ball by season's end.  The Rangers, on the other hand....now THAT'S one hell of a team.
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #137 on: May 08, 2013, 02:03:50 PM »
Astros have exactly 9 wins this year.

Fuck all y'all.
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #138 on: May 08, 2013, 02:07:26 PM »
Astros have exactly 9 wins this year.

Fuck all y'all.

 :meme:  Ooo...Ooo....me first, me first.
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Re: The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #139 on: May 08, 2013, 03:33:29 PM »
:meme:  Ooo...Ooo....me first, me first.

:hop:  does have strap on balls. 

she like teh ballz.
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