No, the California Condoms didn't snatch his smoking hot wife, but they did sign Andy Enfield of Florida Gulf Coast University. USC raised his salary from $157K to just over $1 million per. Now granted, the radio report I heard said Enfield was about their 5th or 6th choice after being turned down multiple times. But...win a couple of games you're not supposed to during March Madness and you're bound to get a pretty stout pay raise.