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Maybe The Most Fucked Up Thing You'll Read All Day

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Re: Maybe The Most fudgeed Up Thing You'll Read All Day
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2013, 08:37:00 AM »
He'll try that shit and some lifer ex-gang banger will enact street justice on him. He'll spend some time eating through a straw if he survives it.
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Re: Maybe The Most fudgeed Up Thing You'll Read All Day
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2013, 08:43:47 AM »
Quote from: TheSix on March 21, 2013, 08:37:00 AM
He'll try that shit and some lifer ex-gang banger will enact street justice on him. He'll spend some time eating through a straw if he survives it.


You know what they make you do in county?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Maybe The Most fudgeed Up Thing You'll Read All Day
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2013, 08:49:02 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 21, 2013, 08:43:47 AM

You know what they make you do in county?

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Re: Maybe The Most fudgeed Up Thing You'll Read All Day
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2013, 08:54:40 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Maybe The Most Fucked Up Thing You'll Read All Day
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2013, 02:37:10 PM »
THIS is the bullshit that gets me right here:

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Lane was at Chardon waiting for a bus to the alternative school he attended, for students who haven't done well in traditional settings.

NCLB causes this. We MUST provide transportation to the alternative school for these assholes. Back in our day, they sent the little bastards home. If you wanted to finish school, you came back next year and did the same grade over again.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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Re: Maybe The Most Fucked Up Thing You'll Read All Day
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2013, 09:38:29 PM »
Sani and I were talking earlier in the week, and he made a very good point.  Not enough people in this world are being told to unfuck themselves.  Clearly, in this case, this kid needed an ass kicking or two prior to killing people.
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Re: Maybe The Most Fucked Up Thing You'll Read All Day
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2013, 06:40:09 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on March 21, 2013, 09:38:29 PM
Sani and I were talking earlier in the week, and he made a very good point.  Not enough people in this world are being told to unfuck themselves.


The more and more I think about this the more and more I think we are onto a winning idea.
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Re: Maybe The Most Fucked Up Thing You'll Read All Day
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2013, 10:46:41 AM »
I have a theory and it goes like.......

If you graduated high school after the year 1999, based on random observations, there is a 25% chance you are fucked in the head. Every year after '99 the percentage of being fucked in the head increases by about 3%. I.e. a person who graduated in 2000 has a 25% chance of being fucked in the head. A person who graduated in 2001 has a 28% chance of being fucked in the head.


What does it mean? It means that about 64% of todays high school seniors are fucked in the head.
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Re: Maybe The Most Fucked Up Thing You'll Read All Day
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2013, 05:38:50 PM »
Our future.

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Re: Maybe The Most Fucked Up Thing You'll Read All Day
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2013, 12:46:10 PM »
There are few truly evil people in the world, but that kid is one.  Plenty of bad seeds, and more than a few dumb-asses, but that kid is in an elite group of evil fuckers.
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Re: Maybe The Most Fucked Up Thing You'll Read All Day
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2013, 10:32:43 PM »
If he would have tried that shit here, he would have gotten to ride the lightning. Thanks to the stun vest he would have been wearing under that shirt, and the remote control the deputy would be carrying. That mother fucker would be flopping about half way through his stupid ass comment!
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