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Rodman
« on: March 14, 2013, 08:45:28 AM »
Why the fuck does this idiot think we give a fuck what he does or thinks?  Actually, I thought he was dead.  Wishful thinking on my part I guess.


Rodman Backs Black Papal Candidate In PR Stunt
 



by The Associated Press

March 13, 201312:37 PM
 

ROME (AP) — After raising eyebrows by going to North Korea, former U.S. basketball star Dennis Rodman is continuing his bizarre global tour by visiting Rome — purportedly to help Ghanaian Cardinal Peter Turkson become the first black pope.

But Rodman didn't seem too sure who he was supposed to be promoting when asked about it Wednesday. "From Africa, right?" Rodman asked, wearing a hat and T-shirt promoting the Irish betting firm that organized his trip.

Rodman said he was sure the next pope would be black and that he would like to meet him in Africa on his self-styled mission to promote world peace.

Even Rodman's plans to enter St. Peter's Square in a custom-built "pope-mobile" were uncertain Wednesday: The vehicle had been delayed by snow in northern Italy.
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Re: Rodman
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2013, 11:36:47 AM »
He's vacationing with Kim Jong Un.
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Re: Rodman
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2013, 12:17:53 PM »
Hey. The world forced us to vote in a black president. Why not a black pope. If they don't, then they are racist!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Rodman
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2013, 02:41:16 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on March 14, 2013, 12:17:53 PM
Hey. The world forced us to vote in a black president. Why not a black pope. If they don't, then they are racist!

Forced?  Jeebus.
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Re: Rodman
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2013, 02:45:07 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on March 14, 2013, 02:41:16 PM
Forced?  Jeebus.

Those brown people and their damn'd Jedi mind tricks
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Re: Rodman
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2013, 02:53:04 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on March 14, 2013, 02:41:16 PM
Forced?  Jeebus.

It's obvious you missed the point. But that is not new.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Rodman
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2013, 08:20:32 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 14, 2013, 02:45:07 PM
Those brown people and their damn'd Jedi mind tricks meld

FTFY
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Re: Rodman
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2013, 08:52:47 PM »
I don't know about black men being appointed pope, but I do know black women can't be nuns. They can't remember to say "Superior" after "Mother".
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