Who is this Asshole?

AUChizad · « **on:** March 03, 2013, 04:02:13 PM »

This picture is circulating around the twittosphere.

Apparently Malzahn showed up at an in-home visit and the kid was dressed like this. Looks a little old to be a HS Junior. But who the fuck is this? If this is the kid Malzahn was visiting, I don't care if he's the next Bo, we should stop wasting our time with him.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #1 on:** March 03, 2013, 05:06:35 PM »

Definitely too old to be a kid. Most likely Dad or an uncle trying to negotiate a car deal.

If I was Gus, I would have told him Auburn is no longer interested, wished him luck, and walked out the door.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #2 on:** March 03, 2013, 05:32:40 PM »

Typical Alabama fan.

"Oh you're here to offer my kid a scholarship worth $150k? Let me act like a pompous ass because I root for a college I never attended."

AUownsU · « **Reply #3 on:** March 03, 2013, 08:33:30 PM »

Brandon Kingâ€ @_KING205

AU head coach in my living room, and a family friend in, all Alabama gear haha http://instagr.am/p/WadhYISW9W/

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #4 on:** March 04, 2013, 11:55:44 AM »

I hate those self entitled fuckers...

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #5 on:** March 04, 2013, 12:29:35 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on March 03, 2013, 05:06:35 PM

Definitely too old to be a kid. Most likely Dad or an uncle trying to negotiate a car deal.

If I was Gus, I would have told him Auburn is no longer interested, wished him luck, and walked out the door.

And taken the water-Pepsi and pen as I left.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #6 on:** March 04, 2013, 12:49:30 PM »

Give the guy a break...he got dressed up in his Sunday best to meet coach Malzahn.

AUownsU · « **Reply #7 on:** March 04, 2013, 07:50:42 PM »

So deen coach dat cray ass gurl sade, "Next eyes wancha ta go head an take yo han an make a fis like dis." So eyes diddit and jew believe she....

chinook · « **Reply #8 on:** March 04, 2013, 08:35:03 PM »

Quote from: AUownsU on March 04, 2013, 07:50:42 PM

So deen coach dat cray ass gurl sade, "Next eyes wancha ta go head an take yo han an make a fis like dis." So eyes diddit and jew believe she....

you anti-Semite.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #9 on:** March 04, 2013, 08:46:12 PM »

According to the Tweetersphere, the kid (Brandon King) is a legitimate Auburn recruit who is not an Alabama fan. This appears to be a funny picture that he posted of a family friend who was giving Malzahn some shit.

Let's be honest...we all have a Bammer/pedophile/rapist uncle who embarrasses us. Don't hold it against the kid.

And if you do hold it against him, send his ass to Vandy. We need him.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #10 on:** March 04, 2013, 09:56:04 PM »

Quote from: Vandy Vol on March 04, 2013, 08:46:12 PM

According to the Tweetersphere, the kid (Brandon King) is a legitimate Auburn recruit who is not an Alabama fan. This appears to be a funny picture that he posted of a family friend who was giving Malzahn some shoot.

Let's be honest...we all have a Bammer/pedophile/rapist uncle who embarrasses us. Don't hold it against the kid.

And if you do hold it against him, send his ass to Vandy. We need him.

twittersphere also has a pic of a kid identified as BK with a script A tat on his back, if I'm not mistaken. Personally, I don't care if he has a Osama tat on his back, as long as he's a good safety.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2013, 12:08:09 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on March 04, 2013, 09:56:04 PM

twittersphere also has a pic of a kid identified as BK with a script A tat on his back, if I'm not mistaken. Personally, I don't care if he has a Osama tat on his back, as long as he's a good safety.

I'm honestly only concerned about how big his dick is.

The Prowler · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2013, 03:57:24 AM »

Quote from: Vandy Vol on March 04, 2013, 08:46:12 PM

According to the Tweetersphere, the kid (Brandon King) is a legitimate Auburn recruit who is not an Alabama fan. This appears to be a funny picture that he posted of a family friend who was giving Malzahn some shit.

Let's be honest...we all have a Bammer/pedophile/rapist uncle who embarrasses us. Don't hold it against the kid.

And if you do hold it against him, send his ass to Vandy. We need him.

He's not a â€recruitâ€ anymore, he's a puke...he's the lowest form of life on Earth...he's not even a human fucking being...he's nothing but an unorganized grabastic piece of amphibian shit! He's going to learn that lesson the hard way once he steps foot on the Auburn campus.

DnATL · « **Reply #13 on:** March 05, 2013, 04:47:14 AM »

Quote from: Vandy Vol on March 05, 2013, 12:08:09 AM

I'm honestly only concerned about how big his dick is.

His dick of an uncle appears to be about 5-11 and 155#, but that's not important right now

I think the crazy uncle is just telling the story of the time he met little nicky, and showing Gus how he leaned down to shake nicky's hand

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #14 on:** March 05, 2013, 08:55:44 AM »

They needed to hide that MF until Malzahn left. That's just too disrespectful to make CGM stay in the same room with a man who favors a team of tea-bagging prostitute visiting thugs. If he was my uncle trying to do this shit, I would have had him locked up for safe keeping 2 days prior and left him there until Updyke's conviction. I hate fucking bammers.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #15 on:** March 05, 2013, 09:33:08 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on March 04, 2013, 09:56:04 PM

twittersphere also has a pic of a kid identified as BK with a script A tat on his back, if I'm not mistaken. Personally, I don't care if he has a Osama tat on his back, as long as he's a good safety.

This dude signed his LOI with Auburn. DB from a community college up in MO if I am not mistaken...

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #16 on:** March 05, 2013, 10:05:28 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on March 05, 2013, 09:33:08 AM

This dude signed his LOI with Auburn. DB from a community college up in MO if I am not mistaken...

Kansas JUCO. You are thinking about the right guy. He's from Alsabastard.

Godfather · « **Reply #17 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:04:55 PM »

Malzahn does not look amused.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #18 on:** March 09, 2013, 09:54:19 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on March 08, 2013, 03:04:55 PM

Malzahn does not look amused.

Maybe that's the only thing that stupid MF has to wear. Malzahn should have offered the shirt off of his back, or maybe not.

RWS · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:41:53 PM »

Malzahn strikes me as the type of guy that would knock a motherfucker out. This picture reinforces that thought.