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ESPN is likely to cover
« on: February 28, 2013, 04:36:30 PM »
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ESPN has contacted Auburn University about covering the final Toomer’s Oaks rolling event on April 20th after Auburn’s annual A-Day football game, but Auburn University Communications Director Mike Clardy says he is “not sure yet the extent of their plans.”

A committee headed by Teresa Whitman-McCall, AU’s Campus and Community Events Director, met Wednesday to begin finalizing details for the event, including a starting time.

The event will begin at 5 p.m. with opening remarks likely by Auburn University president Jay Gogue. Other possible speakers include Auburn head coach Gus Malzahn and Auburn Mayor Bill Ham. A “spirit rally”—cheerleaders, pep band, and surely Aubie—will take place at 5:20 p.m. followed by the final rolling itself at 5:30 p.m. After that comes a set by local band Kidd Blue.

The committee decided against holding the small parade that was initially included among the ideas for the event. “We were going to have it but it looked like the (marching) band couldn’t do it,” says Debbie Shaw, Vice President of Auburn Alumni Affairs. “Without the band it wouldn’t be much of a parade.”

Shaw says all details are preliminary and subject to change. The committee will meet again in the next few weeks.

The Toomer’s Oaks will be removed one or two weeks after the final rolling and could take several days. Every piece of wood cut down will eventually be turned into souvenirs, the proceeds from which Shaw says will go entirely toward student scholarships.

http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/02/espn-likely-to-cover-final-toomers-oaks-rolling-event/
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2013, 04:56:43 PM »
FUCK ESPN.
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2013, 05:20:09 PM »
Probably going to show how Toomers is fraught with corruption.  Too much sugar in the lemonade.  Solely responsible for Alabama's obesity epidemic.
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2013, 07:37:16 PM »
FUCK ESPN.
I would like to also add, fuck harvey updyke, fuck uat, fuck their lunatic fans, fuck their coach, and in general fuck anything associated with their shithole and pathetic excuse of a university. I don't think I will ever come to grips with losing the oaks because of one of those psycho assholes.
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Re: ESPN is likely to cover
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2013, 08:05:28 PM »
I would like to also add, fuck harvey updyke, fuck uat, fuck their lunatic fans, fuck their coach, and in general fuck anything associated with their shithole and pathetic excuse of a university. I don't think I will ever come to grips with losing the oaks because of one of those psycho assholes.
I stand beside you, brother! Fuck every last one of them.
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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2013, 07:20:06 AM »
I would like to also add, fuck harvey updyke, fuck uat, fuck their lunatic fans, fuck their coach, and in general fuck anything associated with their shithole and pathetic excuse of a university. I don't think I will ever come to grips with losing the oaks because of one of those psycho assholes.

You don't say much but when you do you get right to the point and I applaud you for it.
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Re: ESPN is likely to cover
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2013, 08:56:13 AM »
Probably going to show how Toomers is fraught with corruption.  Too much sugar in the lemonade.  Solely responsible for Alabama's obesity epidemic.

And they'll interview Stanley McClover and Chaz Ramsey in front of the dying trees.
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Re: ESPN is likely to cover
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2013, 09:33:56 AM »
Fuck them. This is a private party and they ain't invited. I guess it's ok for them to use us for ratings when it's convenient, whether it's this, a documentary or Cam. Seriously, screw ESPN.
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Re: ESPN is likely to cover
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2013, 11:00:09 AM »
I say the ESPN crew gets invited to the X tailgate.
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2013, 11:07:08 AM »
I say the ESPN crew gets invited to the X tailgate.

Blindfold Schad and push him down into the ditch.
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2013, 11:07:45 AM »
I say the ESPN crew gets invited to the X tailgate.
Buzz cant afford anymore sexual harassment suits.
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Re: ESPN is likely to cover
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2013, 11:10:57 AM »
Buzz cant afford anymore sexual harassment suits.

Well technically Dallas never sued Buzz. In fact, he thought his moves on Mrs Dallas were rather keen.
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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2013, 11:11:42 AM »
Buzz cant afford anymore sexual harassment suits.

Exactly...I still have 3 pending from the A&M game.
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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2013, 11:29:06 AM »
Exactly...I still have 3 pending from the A&M game.

They will all be erased if you get your junk all up in Joe "The Schads" face. I heard he likes a little tea bagg'n.
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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2013, 11:31:03 AM »
They will all be erased if you get your junk all up in Joe "The Schads" face. I heard he likes a little tea bagg'n.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2013, 11:39:00 AM »
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=afghani+gas+mask

I love the looks I get when people here in the office are wondering what the hell I'm laughing at.
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« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2013, 12:10:28 PM »
Well technically Dallas never sued Buzz. In fact, he thought his moves on Mrs Dallas were rather keen.

In todays world Buzz sued me. Something about her tits hitting him in the eye.

Hell I was glad she was leaving me alone for a while, I started to make moves on that little woman.
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« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2013, 12:13:28 PM »
In todays world Buzz sued me. Something about her tits hitting him in the eye.

Hell I was glad she was leaving me alone for a while, I started to make moves on that little woman.

I think they prefer to be called midgets.
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« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2013, 12:14:28 PM »
And they'll interview Stanley McClover and Chaz Ramsey in front of the dying trees.

And how many times are they gonna mention the turds and their 100,253,252,987 chamunships.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2013, 12:17:49 PM »
I think they prefer to be called midgets.

They certainly do not prefer to be thrown as horseshoes.

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I love the looks I get when people here in the office are wondering what the hell I'm laughing at.

Fun Saniflush fact.  I like to find terms in the urban dictionary that do not have example sentences and make ones that have coworkers and bosses names in them.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."