Rewind to 2010:
Reporter: "So, TJ are you secure in your commitment to Auburn?"
TJ: Yes, sir. I've made up my mind. I'm sure.
Reporter: "But what about the probation? Aren't you worried Auburn is going on probation?"
TJ: I talked to the coaches, I don't think there is anything to worry about.
Reporter: "Were you worried that you couldn't compete with the type of backs Alabama has? People like Mark Ingram and Trent Richardson? Is that why you chose Auburn, because there is less competition?"
TJ: No sir. Auburn is the right fit for me and my family.
Reporter: "Did you ride any cows while you were down there? And what about Gene Chizik? Sure they just won a national championship, but Chizik is 5-19 without Cam Newton. What about that?"
TJ: I like Auburn. It feels like home to me.
Reporter: "Why do you hate Alabama?"
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And on to today
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Reporter: "Tre, why the hell did you pick Auburn? Are you scared of competition? What about all the coaching changes down there? Their defensive coordinator is OLD. And we hear he's a cranky bitch. Alabama's got a young guy, and you know he didn't even WANT to coach at Auburn. Don't you think you'd fit in better in Tuscaloosa? You'll be issued a dozen get out of jail free cards and unless you actually get caught mugging another student, raping a mongoose or murdering Nick Saban's daughter you won't be prosecuted. Charges will be dropped. You could probably even murder the Saban girl and nobody would care. So why Auburn? Is it the cows, Tre? You look like a cow humper. You'd never be able to make the cut at Alabama anyway, so go prove yourself at some second rate outfit. You don't have what it takes to make it at the Capstone."
Tre: *sigh*