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My life
« on: February 25, 2013, 03:27:35 PM »
This is how I would like to retire.



I spend most of my time and money in animal rescue, mainly dogs, and that's about the extent of my life really. I have a lot of compassion for the animals society has deemed unwanted and there's a reason we do what we do. Many people need these animals and the rewards far outweigh any cost involved. That's about it for me.
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Re: My life
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2013, 07:14:08 PM »
Rescuing dogs is one thing; fucking around with wild assed lions is something totally different. This kind of behavior generally causes sudden death.

There was a granola eating, grizzly bear loving, filthy hippie a few years back that decided he wanted to become BFFs with a 12 foot tall living bear skin rug. You know what he got out of it? He got eat the fuck up.
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2013, 07:54:59 PM »
Rescuing dogs is one thing; fucking around with wild assed lions is something totally different. This kind of behavior generally causes sudden death.

There was a granola eating, grizzly bear loving, filthy hippie a few years back that decided he wanted to become BFFs with a 12 foot tall living bear skin rug. You know what he got out of it? He got eat the fuck up.


Yea, dogs are easier, but I have always had a desire to be with wild animals. Better judgement prevails. Thank you.
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Re: My life
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2013, 08:06:26 PM »


Yea, dogs are easier, but I have always had a desire to be with wild animals. Better judgement prevails. Thank you.
I think you should go for it. We all need goals.
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2013, 08:57:00 PM »
I think you should go for it. We all need goals.

^^^Listen to him.  He's pre-menopausal^^^
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2013, 09:52:21 PM »
I think you should go for it. We all need goals.

My sarcasm detector is off the damn charts.

^^^Listen to him.  He's pre-menopausal^^^

With menopause comes erectile dysfunction.
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Re: My life
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2013, 10:04:02 PM »
If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2013, 11:11:18 PM »
If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Re: My life
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2013, 07:26:07 AM »
There's some lovely filth down here!
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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2013, 07:29:25 AM »
There's some lovely filth down here!

I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2013, 08:08:43 AM »
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

True executive power derives from a mandate from the masses.
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2013, 08:44:44 AM »
True executive power derives from a mandate from the masses.

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2013, 08:51:31 AM »
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

I mean, if I went around saying, "I was an emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me" they'd put me away!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2013, 09:18:38 AM »
If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
This is beautiful PCT. And I think that we all agree that there shouldn't  be any doubt about BF living among the lions. He needs our support to make the move to Oakland, or wherever it is that lions live in the wild. I'm envisioning his living with them as a part of the pride. The lioness will lovingly nibble on his scrotum with her lips, underneath his loincloth and the boys playfully jostle in the sage. We all should contribute to see this happen. It's a worthy cause.
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Re: My life
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2013, 09:20:39 AM »


Yea, dogs are easier, but I have always had a desire to be with wild animals. Better judgement prevails. Thank you.

One of the most unnatural things I've ever heard. You are touched. But hell, what do I know. I mean, you know people and shit.
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Re: My life
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2013, 11:05:23 AM »
Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!
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« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2013, 11:34:39 AM »
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: My life
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2013, 02:03:39 PM »
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I told 'em we already got one!
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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Re: My life
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2013, 02:29:24 PM »
I told 'em we already got one!

Yeeeesssss...is a very nice!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Re: My life
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2013, 03:25:53 PM »
Yeeeesssss...is a very nice!

Whottttt?!

He says they've already got one!
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