My life

bottomfeeder · « **on:** February 25, 2013, 03:27:35 PM »

This is how I would like to retire.

I spend most of my time and money in animal rescue, mainly dogs, and that's about the extent of my life really. I have a lot of compassion for the animals society has deemed unwanted and there's a reason we do what we do. Many people need these animals and the rewards far outweigh any cost involved. That's about it for me.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #1 on:** February 25, 2013, 07:14:08 PM »

Rescuing dogs is one thing; fucking around with wild assed lions is something totally different. This kind of behavior generally causes sudden death.

There was a granola eating, grizzly bear loving, filthy hippie a few years back that decided he wanted to become BFFs with a 12 foot tall living bear skin rug. You know what he got out of it? He got eat the fuck up.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #2 on:** February 25, 2013, 07:54:59 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 25, 2013, 07:14:08 PM

Rescuing dogs is one thing; fucking around with wild assed lions is something totally different. This kind of behavior generally causes sudden death.

There was a granola eating, grizzly bear loving, filthy hippie a few years back that decided he wanted to become BFFs with a 12 foot tall living bear skin rug. You know what he got out of it? He got eat the fuck up.

Yea, dogs are easier, but I have always had a desire to be with wild animals. Better judgement prevails. Thank you.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #3 on:** February 25, 2013, 08:06:26 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 07:54:59 PM

Yea, dogs are easier, but I have always had a desire to be with wild animals. Better judgement prevails. Thank you.

I think you should go for it. We all need goals.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #4 on:** February 25, 2013, 08:57:00 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on February 25, 2013, 08:06:26 PM

I think you should go for it. We all need goals.

^^^Listen to him. He's pre-menopausal^^^

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #5 on:** February 25, 2013, 09:52:21 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on February 25, 2013, 08:06:26 PM

I think you should go for it. We all need goals.

My sarcasm detector is off the damn charts.

Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 25, 2013, 08:57:00 PM

^^^Listen to him. He's pre-menopausal^^^

With menopause comes erectile dysfunction.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #6 on:** February 25, 2013, 10:04:02 PM »

If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2013, 11:11:18 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 25, 2013, 10:04:02 PM

If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?

AUJarhead · « **Reply #8 on:** February 26, 2013, 07:26:07 AM »

There's some lovely filth down here!

Saniflush · « **Reply #9 on:** February 26, 2013, 07:29:25 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on February 26, 2013, 07:26:07 AM

There's some lovely filth down here!

I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 26, 2013, 08:08:43 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 26, 2013, 07:29:25 AM

I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

True executive power derives from a mandate from the masses.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #11 on:** February 26, 2013, 08:44:44 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on February 26, 2013, 08:08:43 AM

True executive power derives from a mandate from the masses.

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** February 26, 2013, 08:51:31 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 26, 2013, 08:44:44 AM

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

I mean, if I went around saying, "I was an emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me" they'd put me away!

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #13 on:** February 26, 2013, 09:18:38 AM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 25, 2013, 10:04:02 PM

If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

This is beautiful PCT. And I think that we all agree that there shouldn't be any doubt about BF living among the lions. He needs our support to make the move to Oakland, or wherever it is that lions live in the wild. I'm envisioning his living with them as a part of the pride. The lioness will lovingly nibble on his scrotum with her lips, underneath his loincloth and the boys playfully jostle in the sage. We all should contribute to see this happen. It's a worthy cause.