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A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)

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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2013, 11:43:18 PM »
I love how he somewhat states that he's looking for the pieces of shit that'll quit when they're pushed a little and that he'll personally kill them with a sling blade because the World doesn't need a bunch of fuckin' pussies.

That's what the fuck I'm talkin' 'bout. No more voluntary Strength and Conditioning programs, that shit is MANDATORY, JACK!!!!!

Damn straight! It's time to put up our shut up.
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2013, 12:19:43 AM »
I thought it was funny because it is a reminder of how it's done and who did it. Gus knows what it takes to win championships because he has done that, while no one else there has done it (players only). Every offensive back, including the QB has to be a running threat. The QB can do play action drawing defenders for just a split second. No DC can defined against that. No DC can condition his defenders to fight their reflexes.

And, yes I was responding to what I thought to be somewhat sarcastic because I didn't expect to see highlights from the 2008 or 2012 seasons.

The only highlight of 2012 is seeing Holland out of place or faked out.
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2013, 06:54:03 AM »
Time to separate the men from the boys.

In San Francisco you accomplish that with a crowbar.
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2013, 07:59:59 AM »
What the fuck did you want them to put on there?  All two exciting minutes of highlights of us beating fucking Alabama A & M?
IDK but that part of the video made me feel stupid...like listening to the guy in the erectile dysfunction radio commercial crowing about his wealth, vigor and prosperity- getting there by age 50 and selling his businesses for 100 million dollars.  :rolleyes: 
WTF has any of that got to do with a limp, unresponsive dick which was our football program in 2012?
This was you then, this is you now, then-now, then-now, which is better then-now. :sad:





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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2013, 09:06:32 AM »
In San Francisco you accomplish that with a crowbar.

Now Remember, there are three ways to win: One, You knock the guy right out; Two, He shouts Mate'. It's like saying 'Uncle'. Three, You throw the fucker right off the runway!
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2013, 09:36:47 AM »
Now Remember, there are three ways to win: One, You knock the guy right out; Two, He shouts Mate'. It's like saying 'Uncle'. Three, You throw the fucker right off the runway!
Piece o' cake
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2013, 11:42:32 AM »
How about no highlights from the past? 

It's a new day.  Not "don't forget Malzahn was here with Cam Newton" day.
I'll give you that...Also, makes us look Bammerish.   
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2013, 11:50:18 AM »
I thought it was funny because it is a reminder of how it's done and who did it. Gus knows what it takes to win championships because he has done that, while no one else there has done it (players only). Every offensive back, including the QB has to be a running threat. The QB can do play action drawing defenders for just a split second. No DC can defined against that. No DC can condition his defenders to fight their reflexes.

And, yes I was responding to what I thought to be somewhat sarcastic because I didn't expect to see highlights from the 2008 or 2012 seasons.

The only highlight of 2012 is seeing Holland out of place or faked out.

There is not enough bandwidth in this world or any other.
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2013, 01:31:13 PM »
For those wondering about the different colored Jerseys...

Green is for Champion Level Perfomance
Blue is an Average Joe that could be Championship Level
Orange is for "Get your ass in gear or you won't play a down this year."
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2013, 01:54:27 PM »
There were only two in that video wearing green jerseys...Prosch and Holland.
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #30 on: February 25, 2013, 02:09:49 PM »
There were only two in that video wearing green jerseys...Prosch and Holland.

So you're telling me were sitting at 3-9 again?
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2013, 02:14:37 PM »
There were only two in that video wearing green jerseys...Prosch and Holland.
No, there were three...Jay Prosch, Gabe Wright & Dee Ford. Corey Grant will be the next to don the green.
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2013, 02:21:51 PM »
For those wondering about the different colored Jerseys...

Green is for Champion Level Perfomance
Blue is an Average Joe that could be Championship Level
Orange is for "Get your ass in gear or you won't play a down this year."

I always wondered what the hell there colors meant. Thank you for taking the time to educate us.
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2013, 02:30:16 PM »

Orange is for "Get your ass in gear or you won't play a down this year."

So what I'm hearing is here comes another year with no orange jerseys on gameday.
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2013, 07:03:35 PM »
There were only two in that video wearing green jerseys...Prosch and Holland.
Holland's was green only because of grass stains.
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #35 on: February 25, 2013, 07:48:20 PM »
What color do those on the mend (off-season surgery) wear then?
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #36 on: February 25, 2013, 08:01:53 PM »
Let's be honest.  98% of the time, Chizik sounded like a pussy.  At least Malzahn recognizes the pussification of the team, and appears on his way to unfucking it.  It appears as though he is saying all of the things that they need to hear. 
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #37 on: February 25, 2013, 08:43:04 PM »
Holland's was green only because of grass stains.

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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #38 on: February 25, 2013, 09:06:52 PM »
Let's be honest.  98% of the time, Chizik sounded like a pussy.  At least Malzahn recognizes the pussification of the team, and appears on his way to unfucking it.  It appears as though he is saying all of the things that they need to hear.
Yeah...except he's conscious of being on camera. He needs to take the camera away from the camera dude and go full blown lunatic on this bunch's ass.
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Re: A New Day: Auburn Football (Winter Workouts 02-21-13)
« Reply #39 on: February 25, 2013, 11:03:19 PM »
Yeah...except he's conscious of being on camera. He needs to take the camera away from the camera dude and go full blown lunatic on this bunch's ass.
Agree.  Fucking don't want a repeat of the same shit.
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