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Stanley Applebaum, bringin' the pain...

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Stanley Applebaum, bringin' the pain...
« on: August 01, 2008, 06:16:27 AM »
Suck it, Libs...

I credit this to great Americans such as Stanley Applebaum, who gets to do cool shit in parts north while I am managing construction in southern Iraq. 

Hard to kill a terrorist with a slide rule and AutoCad, my weapon of choice. 
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Re: Stanley Applebaum, bringin' the pain...
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2008, 07:53:05 AM »
Suck it, Libs...

I credit this to great Americans such as Stanley Applebaum, who gets to do cool shit in parts north while I am managing construction in southern Iraq. 

Hard to kill a terrorist with a slide rule and AutoCad, my weapon of choice. 

The Lib spin I heard on this yesterday was that it was due to the pressure they have been putting on W to do the correct things over there.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Stanley Applebaum, bringin' the pain...
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2008, 09:02:47 AM »
The Lib spin I heard on this yesterday was that it was due to the pressure they have been putting on W to do the correct things over there.

That is such bullshit.  It is because we are winning the hearts and minds of the general population.

And blowing the shit out of the few insurgent cells that are still around.
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Re: Stanley Applebaum, bringin' the pain...
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2008, 09:33:26 AM »
Shhhh.  You don't want a little thing like the truth to come out do you?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Stanley Applebaum, bringin' the pain...
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2008, 10:22:39 AM »
Suck it, Libs...

I credit this to great Americans such as Stanley Applebaum, who gets to do cool shit in parts north while I am managing construction in southern Iraq. 

Hard to kill a terrorist with a slide rule and AutoCad, my weapon of choice. 

The last I heard about "Stanley" was that he got caught screwing around in the back of a Humvee.
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Re: Stanley Applebaum, bringin' the pain...
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2008, 10:35:49 AM »
The last I heard about "Stanley" was that he got caught screwing around in the back of a Humvee.

I thought he was screwing a camel?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Stanley Applebaum, bringin' the pain...
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2008, 11:00:14 AM »
I thought he was screwing a camel?
He thought it was a camel but it turned out to be a female non-comm...
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Re: Stanley Applebaum, bringin' the pain...
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2008, 11:05:43 AM »
He thought it was a camel but it turned out to be a female non-comm...

Who can tell the difference?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Stanley Applebaum, bringin' the pain...
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2008, 01:27:55 PM »
Suck it, Libs...

I credit this to great Americans such as Stanley Applebaum, who gets to do cool shit in parts north while I am managing construction in southern Iraq. 

Hard to kill a terrorist with a slide rule and AutoCad, my weapon of choice. 

You and Stanley both are great Americans.  Thanks to both of you for what you do regardless of the weapon used!
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