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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2013, 12:16:00 PM »
Scarbinski has his 2-story on the market.  Looking to downsize to a little garden home in the Historic District.  There will be a public auction on all remaining furniture and personal property upstairs, Saturday at 1:30 p.m. 
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« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2013, 12:28:45 PM »
Scarbinski has his 2-story on the market.  Looking to downsize to a little garden home in the Historic District.  There will be a public auction on all remaining furniture and personal property upstairs, Saturday at 1:30 p.m.

Not interested unless it's below $30,000. I pay cash.
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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2013, 01:47:33 PM »
Fucking hell.

Come on man you have to admit, even at my very worst morning after hangover, I was never this bad.
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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2013, 01:51:46 PM »
Come on man you have to admit, even at my very worst morning after hangover, I was never this bad.

No, you were that bad.  Really, man. No one liked you.  We almost voted you off the island until GH went to bat for you and promised us all Buffalo Wild Wing gift certificates.


We're still waiting so you'd better call that boy if you want to hang around here any longer.
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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2013, 01:57:30 PM »
No, you were that bad.  Really, man. No one liked you.  We almost voted you off the island until GH went to bat for you and promised us all Buffalo Wild Wing gift certificates.


We're still waiting so you'd better call that boy if you want to hang around here any longer.

Damn you Snaggle. You can hang those gift certificates up, GH is too busy off running marathons and shit.
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« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2013, 02:10:41 PM »
Damn you Snaggle. You can hang those gift certificates up, GH is too busy off running marathons and shit.

The clock is ticking.  We're having a meeting of exalted X leadership in the Double Super Secret Forum this afternoon at 3:00.  Your X-status is 3rd on the agenda, right after

1. Beer and Cigars
2. Beer, Bourbon and Cigars
3. Beer, Bourbon, Porn and Cigars

Well, we may not get to you today. 
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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2013, 02:14:03 PM »
The clock is ticking.  We're having a meeting of exalted X leadership in the Double Super Secret Forum this afternoon at 3:00.  Your X-status is 3rd on the agenda, right after

1. Beer and Cigars
2. Beer, Bourbon and Cigars
3. Beer, Bourbon, Porn and Cigars

Well, we may not get to you today.

You should go ahead and skip point 3 on the agenda with you not having your bal......never mind.
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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2013, 02:15:50 PM »
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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2013, 02:36:33 PM »


The hits just keep coming. I wonder if said recruit is asleep in class today??? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2013, 02:42:04 PM »
The hits just keep coming. I wonder if said recruit is asleep in class today??? Inquiring minds want to know.

He is going to that place.
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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2013, 02:52:50 PM »


Believe me when I say she is being protected as we speak.

http://instagram.com/itsleeuhbae/

Here she is with the student of the week:


No, you dumbshit.  You got the virtual eye roll for not knowing the fucking Logan Young reference.

Fuck, I swore I was done bitching at you, but you're just so fucking wrong about everything.  And weird.

Weird and wrong.  Fucking links to the nowheres of the internet, non sequitur after non sequitur, conspiracy bullshit. 

Just.  Fucking.  Stop.

Read more, post less.  A lot less.  Like never.  Ever.  Ever.

Come on man you have to admit, even at my very worst morning after hangover, I was never this bad.

I give up and so admit.  You are Shakespeare to bottomfeeder's...uh...shit, there isn't an appropriate comparison for the drivel that pours forth.
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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2013, 03:21:27 PM »
No, you dumbshit.  You got the virtual eye roll for not knowing the fucking Logan Young reference.

Fuck, I swore I was done bitching at you, but you're just so fucking wrong about everything.  And weird.

Weird and wrong.  Fucking links to the nowheres of the internet, non sequitur after non sequitur, conspiracy bullshit. 

Just.  Fucking.  Stop.

Read more, post less.  A lot less.  Like never.  Ever.  Ever.

I give up and so admit.  You are Shakespeare to bottomfeeder's...uh...shit, there isn't an appropriate comparison for the drivel that pours forth.

 :fu:



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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2013, 03:32:53 PM »
No, you dumbshit.  You got the virtual eye roll for not knowing the fucking Logan Young reference.

Fuck, I swore I was done bitching at you, but you're just so fucking wrong about everything.  And weird.

Weird and wrong.  Fucking links to the nowheres of the internet, non sequitur after non sequitur, conspiracy bullshit. 

Just.  Fucking.  Stop.

Read more, post less.  A lot less.  Like never.  Ever.  Ever.

I give up and so admit.  You are Shakespeare to bottomfeeder's...uh...shit, there isn't an appropriate comparison for the drivel that pours forth.

Schmegma?
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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #33 on: February 15, 2013, 03:35:17 PM »
Schmegma?

Cheesy sebaceous substance found between the lips of the vulva and the foreskin.
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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #34 on: February 15, 2013, 03:39:08 PM »
Cheesy sebaceous substance found between the lips of the vulva and the foreskin.

Winna winna chicken dinna
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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #35 on: February 15, 2013, 06:28:23 PM »
Winna winna chicken dinna

When are you going to give me that candlelit dinner you promised?
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Re: Sleeping Foster
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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2013, 12:25:49 PM »
The clock is ticking.  We're having a meeting of exalted X leadership in the Double Super Secret Forum this afternoon at 3:00.  Your X-status is 3rd on the agenda, right after

1. Beer and Cigars
2. Beer, Bourbon and Cigars
3. Beer, Bourbon, Porn and Cigars

Well, we may not get to you today.

I see you left off poon.
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Re: Sleeping Foster
« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2013, 01:22:56 PM »
I see you left off poon.

He's married.  He gets all the poon he needs.  There is no poon.
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Re: Sleeping Foster
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