This shit keeps falling in sabbin's little lap.
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Urgent News Flash: Suspected Al Quaeda terrorists broke into the athletic complex at the University of Alabama this afternoon, killing 8 current Alabama football players and taking 4 more hostage...just in case. Names of the players have yet to be released; however, none of the 8 are thought to be starters. Early reports are that a rogue faction of Al Quaeda, known as HamNickchumed-Al-Musabbinabad is claiming reponsibility for the attack.
AD, Mal Moore told reporters they would not have comment until more information is known. Moore then showed the media plans for the new Nick Saban Bowl-A-Rama and Window Tinting Emporium, scheduled to open in July of this year.