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The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)

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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #120 on: February 16, 2013, 06:04:06 PM »
When I was in HS, I had 250# young man hit me squarely in the jaw, and I just turned around and looked him straight in the eye just before I snapped both of his knees. He still walks funny to this day. The reason he hit me is because I said, "Anyone who roots for Alabama needs to have a mental examination." He's a bammer.
When I was in 6th grade, there was this heavy weight boxing champ that was walking by our school playground while I was waiting on the bus. The kick ball rolled close to sidewalk and I said, "Excuse me sir, could you throw that ball to me please?" The dude says, "Do you know who I am punk kid, I'm Leon Spinks and I beat Ali." I said, "Listen Mr. Stinks, I don't want any trouble, I'll get the ball myself. "

Spinks said, "You called me stinks bitch, I'll show you." Then I kicked his ass. I beat the stuttering out of him. That's all.
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #121 on: February 16, 2013, 06:12:53 PM »
When I was in 6th grade, there was this heavy weight boxing champ that was walking by our school playground while I was waiting on the bus. The kick ball rolled close to sidewalk and I said, "Excuse me sir, could you throw that ball to me please?" The dude says, "Do you know who I am punk kid, I'm Leon Spinks and I beat Ali." I said, "Listen Mr. Stinks, I don't want any trouble, I'll get the ball myself. "

Spinks said, "You called me stinks bitch, I'll show you." Then I kicked his ass. I beat the stuttering out of him. That's all.

 :blink: :bow: *drama*
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #122 on: February 17, 2013, 04:32:17 AM »
When I was in 6th grade, there was this heavy weight boxing champ that was walking by our school playground while I was waiting on the bus. The kick ball rolled close to sidewalk and I said, "Excuse me sir, could you throw that ball to me please?" The dude says, "Do you know who I am punk kid, I'm Leon Spinks and I beat Ali." I said, "Listen Mr. Stinks, I don't want any trouble, I'll get the ball myself. "

Spinks said, "You called me stinks bitch, I'll show you." Then I kicked his ass. I beat the stuttering out of him. That's all.
Does he still walk funny?
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #123 on: February 17, 2013, 11:11:04 AM »
:taunt:

Retard strong.

Everyone knows "special" people have super human strength...
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #124 on: February 17, 2013, 12:25:15 PM »
Does he still walk funny?
It was all head and upper body blows. Funny thing is, he didn't stutter as bad after I whipped that ass. He threw the first punch, which landed squarely on the side of my face. I didn't even rock or blink. He wasn't expecting the flurry that I unleashed on him.
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #125 on: February 17, 2013, 12:37:02 PM »
It was all head and upper body blows. Funny thing is, he didn't stutter as bad after I whipped that ass. He threw the first punch, which landed squarely on the side of my face. I didn't even rock or blink. He wasn't expecting the flurry that I unleashed on him.

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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #126 on: February 17, 2013, 02:54:12 PM »
It was all head and upper body blows. Funny thing is, he didn't stutter as bad after I whipped that ass. He threw the first punch, which landed squarely on the side of my face. I didn't even rock or blink. He wasn't expecting the flurry that I unleashed on him.
:facepalm: :poke:
I tried that shit with Mohammed somebody or other.  When I woke up I told him he wan't that damn tough, I had my ass kicked alot worse by the Hells Angels.
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #127 on: February 17, 2013, 03:00:57 PM »
I once beat the shit out of the moon.
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #128 on: February 17, 2013, 09:26:44 PM »
I once beat the shit out of the moon.
The moon figuratively - it was a dude's bare ass  (the rest of his claim is true, even in a literal sense - he pounded the shit out of it, and AWK liked it)
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #129 on: February 17, 2013, 09:54:59 PM »
:rofl: :clap:
Stop it. 

Just.  Fucking.  Stop.  Can we turn off his ability to embed?
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #130 on: February 17, 2013, 10:01:16 PM »
Stop it. 

Just.  Fucking.  Stop.  Can we turn off his ability to embed?

GFY Bammer.


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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #131 on: February 18, 2013, 05:25:18 AM »
Stop it. 

Just.  Fucking.  Stop.  Can we turn off his ability to embed?
And you bitches thought I had a corner on weird street and learning disabled.
This MFer is an orbiting lifeform from another galaxy, collecting data and expelling the refuse on the X.

And me...I'm planning a Spring garden.
Please stop, for the love of God, please stop!  :rofl: Ah...ha, ha and so forth and so on...

(to be continued)
 
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #132 on: February 18, 2013, 08:17:24 AM »
GFY Bammer.
Why can't you just learn movie quotes and fuck up threads like normal people?
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #133 on: February 18, 2013, 08:19:04 AM »
Why can't you just learn movie quotes and fuck up threads like normal people?

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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #134 on: February 18, 2013, 08:40:53 AM »
Why can't you just learn movie quotes and fuck up threads like normal people?
LOL! The learning curve is to steep, "And I never slice".
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #135 on: February 18, 2013, 09:19:34 AM »
I smell varmint poontang.
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #136 on: February 18, 2013, 06:19:08 PM »
LOL! The learning curve is to steep, "And I never slice".

Don't sell yourself short, you're a tremendous slouch!
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #137 on: February 18, 2013, 06:34:17 PM »
"Your uncle molests collies."
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Off topic and nothing to do with the snicker bar bandits or the previous arrest of Eddie Williams (gun charges)...the Tuscaloosa Sheriff has ressigned and is moving as far away from Tuscaloosa as possible (California), to work with Homeland Security.

Nothing to see here, move along.
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Off topic and nothing to do with the snicker bar bandits or the previous arrest of Eddie Williams (gun charges)...the Tuscaloosa Sheriff has ressigned and is moving as far away from Tuscaloosa as possible (California), to work with Homeland Security in the Witness Protection Program.

Nothing to see here, move along.

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