When I was in HS, I had 250# young man hit me squarely in the jaw, and I just turned around and looked him straight in the eye just before I snapped both of his knees. He still walks funny to this day. The reason he hit me is because I said, "Anyone who roots for Alabama needs to have a mental examination." He's a bammer.
When I was in 6th grade, there was this heavy weight boxing champ that was walking by our school playground while I was waiting on the bus. The kick ball rolled close to sidewalk and I said, "Excuse me sir, could you throw that ball to me please?" The dude says, "Do you know who I am punk kid, I'm Leon Spinks and I beat Ali." I said, "Listen Mr. Stinks, I don't want any trouble, I'll get the ball myself. "
Spinks said, "You called me stinks bitch, I'll show you." Then I kicked his ass. I beat the stuttering out of him. That's all.
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