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« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2008, 01:38:59 PM »
That as well.  Seems I have spent the first half of my life trying to make money and will spend the second half trying to make water.
As long as your significant other has the credit cards, she could care less.  What's a few Depends between friends? (At least while the money holds out, then you are on your own.)
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« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2008, 01:43:25 PM »
As long as your significant other has the credit cards, she could care less.  What's a few Depends between friends? (At least while the money holds out, then you are on your own.)
Why I remain unmarried: Chapter 1.
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« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2008, 03:17:00 PM »
What's a few Depends between friends? (At least while the money holds out, then you are on your own.)

True story here.....


I had an older cousin who had to start wearing depends back 10 years or so ago because of health problems.  We all joke about people having to wear them now but ten years ago you didn't even see commercials for them.  Well everyone in my family was embarrassed to ask him how everything was going with it.


(Cue Howard)  At a family gathering Christmas day, I sit down on a couch next to him, look him dead in the eye, and say, "so how those diapers working out for ya?"

Everyone else in the room is mortified as the words pass my lips.  My cousins looks right dead back me and says, "They are working great!  If I would have known that I could watch an entire football game while drinking beer without having to leave the sofa to piss I would have started wearing them 30 years ago."
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2008, 03:23:14 PM »
True story here.....


I had an older cousin who had to start wearing depends back 10 years or so ago because of health problems.  We all joke about people having to wear them now but ten years ago you didn't even see commercials for them.  Well everyone in my family was embarrassed to ask him how everything was going with it.


(Cue Howard)  At a family gathering Christmas day, I sit down on a couch next to him, look him dead in the eye, and say, "so how those diapers working out for ya?"

Everyone else in the room is mortified as the words pass my lips.  My cousins looks right dead back me and says, "They are working great!  If I would have known that I could watch an entire football game while drinking beer without having to leave the sofa to piss I would have started wearing them 30 years ago."

Lee Harvey, youuuuu.....you are a madman.  Remember when you and your friends stole that cow and you friend tried to make it with that cow.

I want to party with you.
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« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2008, 03:28:31 PM »
Lee Harvey, youuuuu.....you are a madman.  Remember when you and your friends stole that cow and you friend tried to make it with that cow.

I want to party with you.

Few stories of fiction are more strange or have greater entertainment than real life.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2008, 02:55:54 AM »
Few stories of fiction are more strange or have greater entertainment than real life.
You are the storyteller!
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« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2008, 07:50:46 AM »
You are the storyteller!

I'm not afraid to go Korean in my storytelling.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2008, 09:00:58 AM »
I'm not afraid to go Korean in my storytelling.

I wish I was Korean.  Then my interest in Asian women wouldn't be quite so creepy.
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« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2008, 11:07:42 AM »
Why I remain unmarried: Chapter 1.

though i would like to play.  i'll reserve it for the regulars and knowns on the board to complete the chapters.
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« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2008, 11:50:08 AM »
though i would like to play.  i'll reserve it for the regulars and knowns on the board to complete the chapters.
Step up. Become a known.
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« Reply #30 on: August 02, 2008, 02:15:23 AM »
though i would like to play.  i'll reserve it for the regulars and knowns on the board to complete the chapters.
Bring it!
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