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Engage Ion Thrusters!

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Engage Ion Thrusters!
« on: April 08, 2013, 09:30:57 AM »



It was only last year that NASA reported the development of a real world impulse drive, one that runs on dilithium crystals no less. And there was much rejoicing. But the Star Wars vs Star Trek debate knows no bounds. None, I tell you.

This year — in fact this very week — researchers at MIT have announced that they are developing a powerful "Ionic Wind" engine, capable of outperforming conventional jet engines. This is not a new concept, as any Star Wars fan knows. For crying out loud, the TIE in "TIE Fighter" stands for Twin Ion Engine. Ionic wind power has also been around for a while in the real world, but that's beside the point.

What really matters is that, hot on the heels of a Star Trek engine, we have news of a Star Wars engine as well. And this real life Ion Drive is no slouch either. Your average jet engine generates about 2N/kW (newtons per kilowatt) of thrust. In comparison, the ionic thruster (as it has been termed) has been demonstrated as capable of a whopping 110 N/kW of thrust. Well, that's just plain more. But the benefits of ionic thrusters don't end there. As well as being more powerful, these engines are entirely silent and invisible to infrared imaging.

While this does mean that we might miss out on the famous TIE Fighter scream, it'll come in handy for stealth aircraft. You know, the planes the CIA likes to paint black. Another spyplane-esque benefit of ionic thrusters is that they seem to function much more efficiently at slower speeds, enabling long-term recon missions with plenty of getaway power when push comes to shove.



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Re: Engage Ion Thrusters!
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2013, 10:01:59 AM »
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Your average jet engine generates about 2N/kW (newtons per kilowatt) of thrust. In comparison, the ionic thruster (as it has been termed) has been demonstrated as capable of a whopping 110 N/kW of thrust.

I can't wait until they design a torsion weapon.



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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2013, 10:14:55 AM »
I can't wait until they design a torsion weapon.



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Can you consolidate your crazy into a cliff notes version?
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2013, 10:38:07 AM »
Can you consolidate your crazy into a cliff notes version?
To put it simply, a torsion weapon is the creation of a black hole wherever you want it. It absorbs whatever mass it's transposed on because it turns faster than the speed of light.
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2013, 10:55:43 AM »
Can you consolidate your crazy into a cliff notes version?

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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2013, 11:26:40 AM »
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LOL! Nice shot.
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2013, 01:47:44 PM »
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