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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #40 on: February 08, 2013, 10:10:27 AM »
You seemed to enjoy the show when he flipped to AU, got a tattoo, etc.  You get butthurt just like half of the Alabama fanbase when somebody flips, or doesn't commit.  Foster is a prime example.  According to you, he probably couldn't spell his name right on his LOI.  Alabama will have to cheat to get him eligible.  Oh, but in August?

He was a fucking genius.  Quite typical of you, really.

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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2013, 10:55:01 AM »
So, Prowler, is the kid an early graduate, or is Alabama going to have to cheat to get him on campus?   
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2013, 11:17:29 AM »
So, Prowler, is the kid an early graduate, or is Alabama going to have to cheat to get him on campus?

Cheat to get him on campus, duh.
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2013, 01:29:43 PM »
So, Prowler, is the kid an early graduate, or is Alabama going to have to cheat to get him on campus?
He's dumber than a sack full of hammers, or so we've been told. Is there a way y'all can get him enrolled into a few of the REC sponsored easy credit video courses offered by Foley H.S.?
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #44 on: February 10, 2013, 02:04:07 PM »
He's dumber than a sack full of hammers, or so we've been told. Is there a way y'all can get him enrolled into a few of the REC sponsored easy credit video courses offered by Foley H.S.?
Sir I must object to your reckless accusations unless you are able to provide some type of tangible proof that something of this nature is actually taking place at Foley High. I'm outraged!

I recommend you begin ceasing AND desisting.
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #45 on: February 10, 2013, 02:50:04 PM »
So, Prowler, is the kid an early graduate, or is Alabama going to have to cheat to get him on campus?
uat will have to cheat to get him in. He wanted to enroll early, but realized that he not only had to go to classes but he also had to pass them...kinda hard to do that when you can't spell your cousin's name right...then have it tattooed as a reminder of how stupid you are.
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #46 on: February 10, 2013, 07:47:47 PM »
uat will have to cheat to get him in. He wanted to enroll early, but realized that he not only had to go to classes but he also had to pass them...kinda hard to do that when you can't spell your cousin's name right...then have it tattooed as a reminder of how stupid you are.
Dre Kirkpatrick backpedals better than you.  And you've had more practice.  Well, when Alabama cheats to get him in, I just hope Foster doesn't tell the AHSAA about the cheating like he supposedly did (according to you) during his recruitment.
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #47 on: February 10, 2013, 08:18:01 PM »
Dre Kirkpatrick backpedals better than you.  And you've had more practice.  Well, when Alabama cheats to get him in, I just hope Foster doesn't tell the AHSAA about the cheating like he supposedly did (according to you) during his recruitment.
Yeah because the AHSAA will do anything about it...have you forgotten who the AHSAA President is?
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #48 on: February 11, 2013, 10:38:30 AM »
Dre Kirkpatrick backpedals better than you.  And you've had more practice.  Well, when Alabama cheats to get him in, I just hope Foster doesn't tell the AHSAA about the cheating like he supposedly did (according to you) during his recruitment.

I believe most AU fans figured he would not make it into AU. But then again, our standards of admission are higher. And always have been.
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #49 on: February 11, 2013, 11:30:56 AM »
I believe most AU fans figured he would not make it into AU. But then again, our standards of admission are higher. And always have been.
Well, as of August, Prowler says his grades would not be an issue.  He was on track to enroll early.  He even transferred to one of the better academic high schools in the state.  How did he go from being a model student with grades good enough to graduate early to no way he qualifies in a span of 6 months?  Other than the fact that he flipped his commitment?

Either his grades are still good, or Prowler was full of shit in the first place.  The latter is very possible, if not likely.  All it boils down to is butthurt either way.
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #50 on: February 11, 2013, 12:04:25 PM »
Well, as of August, Prowler says his grades would not be an issue.  He was on track to enroll early.  He even transferred to one of the better academic high schools in the state.  How did he go from being a model student with grades good enough to graduate early to no way he qualifies in a span of 6 months?  Other than the fact that he flipped his commitment?

Either his grades are still good, or Prowler was full of shit in the first place.  The latter is very possible, if not likely.  All it boils down to is butthurt either way.

I know nothng about his grades.  He may have a 4.6 GPA in Micro-nuclear-chemistry-pre-engineering-med school for all I know.  But after hearing the guy speak the other night, I'm guessing not. In all honesty, had he announced to Auburn, I'd be stoked about the talent.  But, I'd also be wondering if he really did pass the 6th grade.  I understand not being a good public speaker has little to do with your grades.  But, you should at least be able to answer a simple question with more than...

Rueben, what's your last name?

Oh maaaannnn...it wuh like...I oh know.....you know....crazy an stuff. 
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« Reply #51 on: February 11, 2013, 12:11:57 PM »
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #52 on: February 11, 2013, 12:21:37 PM »


I especially like the crimson colored bang highlights of some of his possy.
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #53 on: February 11, 2013, 02:12:04 PM »
I know nothng about his grades.  He may have a 4.6 GPA in Micro-nuclear-chemistry-pre-engineering-med school for all I know.  But after hearing the guy speak the other night, I'm guessing not. In all honesty, had he announced to Auburn, I'd be stoked about the talent.  But, I'd also be wondering if he really did pass the 6th grade.  I understand not being a good public speaker has little to do with your grades.  But, you should at least be able to answer a simple question with more than...

Rueben, what's your last name?

Oh maaaannnn...it wuh like...I oh know.....you know....crazy an stuff.
Don't get me wrong, I think that he's a dumbass based on how he handled his recruitment, tattoo, etc.  Simply pointing out the butthurt that is Prowler.
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #54 on: February 11, 2013, 02:44:43 PM »
Don't get me wrong, I think that he's a dumbass based on how he handled his recruitment, tattoo, etc.  Simply pointing out the butthurt that is Prowler.

You're not going to try and come at him with facts, are you?
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #55 on: February 11, 2013, 02:49:23 PM »
Don't get me wrong, I think that he's a dumbass based on how he handled his recruitment, tattoo, etc.  Simply pointing out the butthurt that is Prowler.
Prowler got a tattoo?
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #56 on: February 11, 2013, 03:28:23 PM »
Prowler got a tattoo?
Not sure but he appears to be having teh anal sex...possibly with RWS
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #57 on: February 11, 2013, 03:41:55 PM »
Not sure but he appears to be having teh anal sex...possibly with RWS



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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #58 on: February 11, 2013, 03:55:16 PM »
So knowing what we know now, are we still mad at Dismukes?
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Re: Heath Evans says it was Reese
« Reply #59 on: February 11, 2013, 04:00:41 PM »
So knowing what we know now, are we still mad at Dismukes?

I called Dismukes the N word
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