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Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« on: January 30, 2013, 06:47:50 PM »
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Adult film actor Ron Jeremy has been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai, CNN’s confirmed.

His rep declined to provide additional details as of now, and is waiting on an official statement from doctors.

According to TMZ, Jeremy’s manager has said that the entertainer drove himself to the Los Angeles-area hospital on Tuesday afternoon following severe chest pains.

The 59-year-old was examined and is currently receiving treatment.

 http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/30/ron-jeremy-hospitalized/
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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2013, 06:51:16 PM »
that's not gonna be good for business.

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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2013, 07:14:13 PM »
Probably inhaled one of his own chest hairs while he was sleeping.
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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2013, 11:04:27 PM »
He's only 59?  Seems like he has hung in there for a long time...
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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2013, 12:22:37 AM »
He's only 59?  Seems like he has hung in there for a long time...

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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2013, 09:46:00 AM »
He's only 59?  Seems like he has hung in there for a long time...

This hustle was not unnoticed.
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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2013, 09:46:19 AM »
that's not gonna be good for business.

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Thats not gonna be good for anybody.
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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2013, 10:48:20 AM »
I bet the poor guy can't get any rest from the nurses flocking to his room hoping to catch a glimpse. I require a floor length gown too.
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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2013, 10:52:34 AM »
I bet the poor guy can't get any rest from the nurses flocking to his room hoping to catch a glimpse. I require a floor length gown too.
Thats because no one wants to see old wrinkled balls.
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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2013, 10:55:09 AM »
It's not the balls, man. The balls are not the reason for the floor length gown.
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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2013, 12:19:43 PM »
It's not the balls, man. The balls are not the reason for the floor length gown.

at his age, it may be.
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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2013, 01:05:26 PM »
at his age, it may be.


Last I saw of him he had more gut than anything else.
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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2013, 02:13:07 PM »
I'm pulling for him to cum through.
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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2013, 02:17:30 PM »
I'm pulling for him to cum through.

It might be hard at his age.
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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2013, 02:24:31 PM »

Last I saw of him he had more gut than anything else.

which is strange, knowing how much thrusting his job requires.
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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2013, 02:28:39 PM »
If he survives this it’s going to be a long hard road to recovery. They’ll be some ups and down, some ins and outs. He may have to do some things that he hasn’t done in a while. With his hard work I am sure he can have many happy endings.
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« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2013, 02:32:32 PM »
which is strange, knowing how much thrusting his job requires.

Was watching him apply his trade (on-line) one day and the chick literally had to pick up his gut to get to his pecker.
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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2013, 03:28:16 PM »
Was watching him apply his trade (on-line) one day and the chick literally had to pick up his gut to get to his pecker.
So, that's what he's in the hospital for? The dickydo?
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Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2013, 09:36:56 PM »
AND before taking Levitra, make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex.

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