Final Signing Day Predictions (02-05-13)....

[Townhallsavoy]

Maybe it's the Super Bowl hangover, but I'm utterly fucking confused by this thread.

Well it is about college football recruiting.  It never makes sense.

[JR4AU]

That dude seriously said Arkansas?

He did, I seen it with my own eyes.

[ssgaufan]

Does it really matter who he says tonight?  If he doesn't qualify then it doesn't mean shit.

[Yoda]

Foster is dumber than a box of rocks.  Won't step foot on campus.

[Buzz Killington]

That tattoo is gonna look great sticking out from under that crimpsum whatever color jersey the JUCO he plays for wears.

[Token]

I will officially begin to prepare for impending sanctions if he makes it past the clearinghouse before September. 

[bottomfeeder]

Foster is dumber than a box of rocks.  Won't step foot on campus.

He won't make it there. Eng 101 will get him.

[ssgaufan]

It's obvious how dumb he is, I mean he got an AU tattoo then chose UA.  What a dipshit.

[Buzz Killington]

I will officially begin to prepare for impending sanctions if he makes it past the clearinghouse before September.

That's even funnier than thinking he would sign with Auburn. 

[The Prowler]

I think we need one more LB in this class if for nothing else, better numbers at that position.  Currently, we have on scholly:

Holland
Frost
McKinzey
J. Mitchell
J. Garrett
Swain
Cameron Toney
Kenny Flowers

Add Toney and Flowers and it's still rail thin with Jake Holland being the only one with any real experience.  McKinzey a spot start and Frost playing a little mop up here and there.  Of course, Clay Finklestein is a real up and comer.

Good thing we're going to be playing more Nickle Packages with a drop down Safety in Coach Johnson's Defense.

[The Prowler]

I will officially begin to prepare for impending sanctions if he makes it past the clearinghouse before September.

”Nothing to see here” - Mark Emmert

[The Six]

Good thing we're going to be playing more Nickle Packages with a drop down Safety in Coach Johnson's Defense.

Thought the same exact thing. Now I must cleanse in the river Jordan.

[The Six]

Foster is dumber than a box of rocks.  Won't step foot on campus.

The Admissions test at "Tha Unyversitah" is equivalent to fogging a mirror. I'm sure CBS can't wait to zoom in on that tat when he's playing. Maybe AJ can hook him up with a good artist.

[DnATL]

It's obvious how dumb he is, I mean he got an AU tattoo then chose UA.  What a dipshit.

He's obviously dyslexic

[GH2001]

It's obvious how dumb he is, I mean he got an AU tattoo then chose UA.  What a dipshit.

THIS ^^

[WiregrassTiger]

It's obvious how dumb he is, I mean he got an AU tattoo then chose UA.  What a dipshoot.

This is not a fair statement. Think about how many other people that you know that have made the exact same mistake. This could happen to anyone. Tragic.

[Snaggletiger]

I can't believe I sat up and lost 30 minutes of sleep to watch that water head make his "announcement".  (Well, John Cena did call out The Shield last night so it wasn't all a waste)

First, there is no way that guy passed the 6th grade. 

Rueben, what was the recruiting process like?

Maaaannnnn.....I oh know maannn....it wuh like crazy an stuff...you know...like pressure and stuff...it be crazy maann...

Okay....um, so tell us about Georgia.  What did you like about them?

Maaaannnnn....it wuh like...crazy an stuff....you know...Co Rick...he like puttin' God and stuff out there.....it wuh like....pressure an stuff maaannn

And you were an Auburn commit for a long time.  Tell us what you thought about the Tigers.

Maaannnn...iss like crazy an stuff.  I luh Co True an Arrbrerr.  Then Co True leff an I like...still luh Arrbrerr...but you know...iss like pressure an stuff....

So, the time has come to tell the world about your decision.  Who is it going to be?  The floor is yours, Rueben.

Maaannnn....(Buries head on desk behind daughter)  It wuh like emotion an stuff...it be crazy mannn...but I gots to do whus bess fo my daughter.  Day gone takes care of her.  It ain't about emotion no mo.  I$$ bu$iness now.  I$$ all about bu$iness.

 

[WiregrassTiger]

I can't believe I sat up and lost 30 minutes of sleep to watch that water head make his "announcement".  (Well, John Cena did call out The Shield last night so it wasn't all a waste)

First, there is no way that guy passed the 6th grade. 

Rueben, what was the recruiting process like?

Maaaannnnn.....I oh know maannn....it wuh like crazy an stuff...you know...like pressure and stuff...it be crazy maann...

Okay....um, so tell us about Georgia.  What did you like about them?

Maaaannnnn....it wuh like...crazy an stuff....you know...Co Rick...he like puttin' God and stuff out there.....it wuh like....pressure an stuff maaannn

And you were an Auburn commit for a long time.  Tell us what you thought about the Tigers.

Maaannnn...iss like crazy an stuff.  I luh Co True an Arrbrerr.  Then Co True leff an I like...still luh Arrbrerr...but you know...iss like pressure an stuff....

So, the time has come to tell the world about your decision.  Who is it going to be?  The floor is yours, Rueben.

Maaannnn....(Buries head on desk behind daughter)  It wuh like emotion an stuff...it be crazy mannn...but I gots to do whus bess fo my daughter.  Day gone takes care of her.  It ain't about emotion no mo.  I$$ bu$iness now.  I$$ all about bu$iness.

 

Have you never smoked good pot before going on regional television? Give the guy a break.

[Godfather]

Enough about the headcase...the real question is whether or not we have a shot with Leon Sandcastle.

He looks like an ugly Deion Sanders

[WiregrassTiger]

He looks like an ugly Deion Sanders

This look was so cool back in the day, I can remember a couple of white friends that had a "fro"--which involved going to the beauty shop to get a perm. I'm pretty sure that they both wound up mostly gay.