Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick

[wesfau2]

Can football get here any slower? 

We're covering asshole DII players who can't make an NFL roster and psuedo-professional football in Pratt-fucking-ville.

Where's the Tylenol?

[Snaggletiger]

I'm with ya' brother.  Spent the entire day in Auburn yesterday.  (Dog injury issues and using the Vet School)  Had several hours to kill and thoroughly toured the campus, saw a bunch of players walking around the athletic facilities etc.

I was so pumped, I begged my wife to blow me right then and there.  Naturally, she didn't.  She never does.  You know, I just can't seem to get that woman to.....

Oh, uummm sorry.  Hurry up football.

[stewiegriffin]

I'm with ya' brother.  Spent the entire day in Auburn yesterday.  (Dog injury issues and using the Vet School)  Had several hours to kill and thoroughly toured the campus, saw a bunch of players walking around the athletic facilities etc.

I was so pumped, I begged my wife to blow me right then and there.  Naturally, she didn't.  She never does.  You know, I just can't seem to get that woman to.....

Oh, uummm sorry.  Hurry up football.

I think I would trade her in on a model that would be a little more uh...... accommodating.

[Rancid Milk]

I'm a glass half-full kinda guy...in about 6 hours (your time zone may vary), you can say that football season starts THIS month.

July has dragged some serious ass, though...seems like it's been about 50 days long.

[Jumbo]

I'm a glass half-full kinda guy...in about 6 hours (your time zone may vary), you can say that football season starts THIS month.

July has dragged some serious ass, though...seems like it's been about 50 days long.

You must not work, or live check to check!

[Jumbo]

Can football get here any slower? 

We're covering asshole DII players who can't make an NFL roster and psuedo-professional football in Pratt-fucking-ville.

Where's the Tylenol?

I looked at the D2 player article thinking there was a joke in there somewhere. But Dad I'm Jesus Christ!

[AUChizad]

Thread finally delivers.

[JohnDeere]

Can football get here any slower? 

We're covering asshole DII players who can't make an NFL roster and psuedo-professional football in Pratt-fucking-ville.

Where's the Tylenol?

I looked at the D2 player article thinking there was a joke in there somewhere. But Dad I'm Jesus Christ! 

Football is football.
I guess this isn't a hard core football forum.

Losers.

[Saniflush]

Football is football.
I guess this isn't a hard core football forum.

Losers.

I would interpret that as a call out.

[wesfau2]

Football is football.
I guess this isn't a hard core football forum.

Losers.

I love football.  There were exactly three football related names/subjects that I could identify in that whole shitstain of a story: Jets, Mangini and Musa Smith.

[Saniflush]

I love football.  There were exactly three football related names/subjects that I could identify in that whole shitstain of a story: Jets, Mangini and Musa Smith.

I am not sure what the Jets do is considered football?  I would call it two just to be safe.