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Happy Birthday too...
« on: January 24, 2013, 11:14:37 AM »
GH2001!  I might get in trouble for this one but someone told me it was your birthday today.  Try to take a break from running...or not if that's what you enjoy!  Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2013, 11:21:53 AM »
Happy Birthday Fucker!  I hope your day is filled with fatty foods and your radio gets stuck on a channel that plays nothing but DMB all day!
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2013, 11:23:46 AM »
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2013, 11:25:55 AM »
Your catching up.
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2013, 11:43:59 AM »
Happy Birthday Fucker!  I hope your day is filled with fatty foods and your radio gets stuck on a channel that plays nothing but DMB all day!

Hey it's WE!! that likes dmb not me damnit. I prefer Abba and Jethro Tull.  :clap:
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2013, 11:45:00 AM »
Lappy Birthday. So, how old are you?



The only time DMB is tolerable is when Warren Haynes play with them.


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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2013, 11:45:47 AM »
Hey it's WE!! that likes dmb not me damnit. I prefer Abba and Jethro Tull.  :clap:

Which is why I wished you a day of fatty foods and DMB, I know that you don't like either one of them.  I was trying to be an asshole.  Well, I wouldn't say trying, I am one in general.
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2013, 12:15:17 PM »
Which is why I wished you a day of fatty foods and DMB, I know that you don't like either one of them.  I was trying to be an asshole.  Well, I wouldn't say trying, I am one in general.

Hey the fatty food is ok as long as its some tasty slow cooked pig! Preferably in the form of baby backs with Memphis dry rub. But I think I may settle for a Carolina style sandwich today equipped with slaw.
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2013, 12:25:50 PM »
Happy birthday perv. Yvette says too bad you're not in town today.  She's in the mood to show you her red hot beever
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2013, 12:28:21 PM »
Happy birthday fucktard
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2013, 01:04:16 PM »
Hey the fatty food is ok as long as its some tasty slow cooked pig! Preferably in the form of baby backs with Memphis dry rub. But I think I may settle for a Carolina style sandwich today equipped with slaw.


NOW you're talking MY kind of good, fatty food!
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2013, 01:05:50 PM »
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2013, 01:08:59 PM »
Happy Birfday dipshit. Too bad I'm not still down in the area, we could have drank beer and shot fireworks at your dog.
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2013, 01:24:29 PM »
Rock out wit yo cock out.
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2013, 01:41:32 PM »
Well damn.

Guess I will buck the trend and wish you a genuine "Happy birthday, darlin..."
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2013, 02:18:37 PM »
Happy Birthday old
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2013, 02:40:41 PM »
Happy Birthday, fucker.

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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2013, 05:06:50 PM »
Free birthday hand jobs are my specialty, just in case you still haven't decided what you want for your birthday...
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2013, 06:35:02 PM »
Happy birthday, fucker! I shit on Shane's grave, then stuck a birthday candle in it for you!
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2013, 07:07:46 PM »
Free birthday hand jobs are my specialty, just in case you still haven't decided what you want for your birthday...
Are hobbit hands oversized like hobbit feet?  Cause he might not appreciate big hands scale-wise - bring the midget just in case  (or, borrow Kenny Irons' suitcase)
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