Happy Birthday Fucker! I hope your day is filled with fatty foods and your radio gets stuck on a channel that plays nothing but DMB all day!
Hey it's WE!! that likes dmb not me damnit. I prefer Abba and Jethro Tull.
Which is why I wished you a day of fatty foods and DMB, I know that you don't like either one of them. I was trying to be an asshole. Well, I wouldn't say trying, I am one in general.
Hey the fatty food is ok as long as its some tasty slow cooked pig! Preferably in the form of baby backs with Memphis dry rub. But I think I may settle for a Carolina style sandwich today equipped with slaw.
Free birthday hand jobs are my specialty, just in case you still haven't decided what you want for your birthday...